“The submarine is literally the ultimate cave men invented to hide from this wretched world.” – Dr. Freckles
So fucking smart …
“I was so fucking smart till I got here.” – Dr. Freckles
Anonymous voting …
“Anonymous voting is ONE of the reasons democracy is EASY to HACK.” – Dr. Freckles
Das Booty …
“Why didn’t they make a sequel called ‘Das Booty’?” – Dr. Freckles
Twitter/X is a landfill …
“Twitter/X is a LANDFILL, where you run into friends … maybe … and then once in a while a dude comes up from behind, hits you on the head with a brick, you wake up hours later – your friends are gone. It’s that cool.” – Dr. Freckles
When the time comes …
When the time comes,
that people stop sitting on their guns,
you’ll be surprised by what you find,
in your air conditioned prison hell.
“Who you voting for this year?”
“The righteous.”
“They aren’t running.”
“I know, they take a stand.”
Lesser of two …
“People will choose the lesser of two evils, assuming there’s only two.” – Dr. Freckles
File under: Keto too far?
By the YEAR …
By the YEAR 2028, “butt scorpions” will become the new genital crabs …
By the YEAR 2133, all adult females will be registered as “sandwich makers” … now go in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich!
By the year 2043, 14 sector lords will be declared HAG-WARDENS and given authority to track down and destroy all break dancers … all of them must be wiped out.
By the YEAR 2029, the forlorn rustlers will meet up with the lesbian sky navies and form the ultimate coalition of sexy results …
By the YEAR 2037, Joe Rogan will be replaced with ROBO-ROGAN. Joe will be stripped of all wealth and will live out his days sorting peanuts from fecal matter for lower tier human consumption … with the rest of filth in QUADRANT-BETA …
By the year 2087, lots of people are being impregnated …
(with spores)
Which Irwin Allen character are you, in the time to come?
(here is a short and not complete or authoritative list)
1961 – “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” – Walter Pigeon as “Admiral Blow Up the Van Allen Belt”
Who wants to bang BARBARA EDEN?
1972 – “Poseidon Adventure” – Gene Hackman as the “Lost Preacher” or Ernest Borgnine as “The Good Cop that married a hooker”
1974 – “Towering Inferno” – Steve McQueen as “angry firefighter chief” or William Holden as “the scum bag contractor”
1978 – “The Swarm” – Michael Caine as “Doctor Smarty Pants”
1979 – “Beyond the Poseidon Adventure” – Telly Savalas as “Captain Creepy”
1980 – “When time ran out” – Paul Newman as “Hero Oil Rig dude”
(banging Jacqueline Bisset …)
Richard Widmark
“Has Richard Widmark always played a dick?” – Dr. Freckles
Train cars exploding, people running through windows on fire …
“How does a train car explode? – ask Irwin Allen.” – Dr. Freckles
When you’re fancy …
“Everyone wants to own you when you’re fancy, remember that when they disown you.” – Dr. Freckles
Have you seen this movie?
ERRATA: not 0.15 basis points, but 15 basis points …
(still looks like pushing turds)
Link: https://www.esperio.org/analytics/market-analysis/market-news/3981834
Getting stuck in my mind …
I keep hoping that I get stuck there, when I’m away – some place different, better. A shelter deep inside my mind, where no one can find the dreams I’ve hidden.
It would be so graceful just to die there, be stranded in my whimsy.
Thinking like a DANE …
“Trying to think like a DANE is a doom loop.” – Dr. Freckles
Vegetables …
“Vegetables poop in your lungs.” – Dr. Freckles
Cramer …
“CRAMER is the CRAMER of Cramers.” – Dr. Freckles
Cope … listed on NASDAQ …
“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles