I keep drinking …

I keep thinking,
I want to quit drinking,
but the BOMB keeps ticking,
it’s an alarm clock in my head.

I was DEAD,
when the old whiskey slut sold my kidneys,
“it wasn’t me”, she said.

I was lost,
when my cocaine boss sold loin dressing,
and the magnet freaks kept on a’blessing,
that infernal sphere … hovering in the dark.

So you keep thinking,
you can stop drinking,
but you will still be freaking out.

Your wolf spirit is gone.

Could you hear the INFLUENCE GUY YELL,
at the opening bell,
when turtle wash cowboys SELL SELL SELL.

And your own FRIED FISH DREAMS,
come apart at the seams,
as the elf captain says “we’ve got some turbulence”,
and the bliss barons fall silently in love.

Look out below?
Oh NO …
Look out above.

CRAZY TIMES INFINITY …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240801_CRAZY_TIMES_INFINITY.mp3

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THE HANGLIDER THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:

  1. I first discussed this in 2019, on my LSR podcast.
  2. I proposed it as a way to understand the Great Discontinuity, which I now call Boblimptock.
  3. I’ve updated the original version to incorporate a more realistic expression of reality AND the update is a little more optimistic.

I thought now was a good time to review.

Rape’y Israel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12892

The Games: https://www.britannica.com/sports/ancient-Olympic-Games

Olympic Only Fans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12866

Back the Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12869

Forest management: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12861

One Hen’s tear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12857

Two Wolves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12854

The Window: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12849

Next gold rush …

“What if I told you the next GOLD RUSH is landfills?” – Dr. Freckles

Even if I am skeptical of “predictive programming” as expressed …

What if I told you that thing from the show FALLOUT, where the Brotherhood of Steel collects old tech?

(yeah)

(a version of that is coming to a theater near you)

One Hen’s Tear

You ever see a hen crying?

As its babies are taken away …

You ever see that one tear hit the dry soil,
your heart boils with pain,
as you put a pad a butter in the pan,
and with the other hand,
crack the egg?

The skillet crackles,
the pepper smells nice,
the coffee is ready …

And if you made that sunny side up?
Would you give a little to mother hen?
Would this dry her tears?
Or would she eat her baby in silence …

AND I STILL SCREAM:

“Did you see that poor hen cry?”

(right before its little baby dies …)

Did you ever see a chicken with shovel and adz,
fashioning stone and brick for the FEAT,
as processing pipes are laid by roosters,
and their little children become McNuggs …

No more hugs …

Just a pale bleak building where the little chickens scream …

(no more to ween)

Is that mean?

Why did GOD have to make chickens, and their eggs, so tasty?

(this is the greatest of poignant sadness …)