“Trump derangement syndrome is much worse among the MAGA folks.” – Dr. Freckles
PERMAFROST
“Permafrost: a word that is now ironic.” – Dr. Freckles
“Permafrost is soil or underwater sediment which continuously remains below 0 °C for two or more years.”
(seems like the definition has changed since I was a kid)
“Oysters Farting”
Go to GOOGLE:
Search for “Permafrost”:
Search for “Permafrost Definition”:
“YOUR ACCOUNT IS LOCKED”
The account I pay Elon Musk to have, in order to be on a free speech platform, is locked again … because: people are fucking morons, and AI is worse …
SPACE SHOTS
“Space is so real when you’re looking down at the Earth.” – Dr. Freckles
- Google Moon
- Live Action
- Geosynchronous titty shots
Most of the “space” shots I’ve ever seen have been DOWN SHOTS …
Not money shots … not star constellation shots taken live by an astronaut …
… it’s mostly looking down … like Space is so depressing, even the astronauts just look down.
Weird, right?
Squatting …
Trauma Based Mind Control: half-life
“Trauma based mind control has a short half-life.” – Dr. Freckles
Storm drain woman …
“Storm drain woman nailed it.” – Dr. Freckles
Milei: the “Libertarian”
GOLFING during BOBLIMPTOCK …
ISRAEL: “We know genocide, we do it sometimes …”
Secular modernity …
“Secular modernity is a grift.” – Dr. Freckles
The destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes …
“The secret destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes? – at the end, everyone demands something from IT, and NO ONE will ever get paid.” – Dr. Freckles
Commies and the FED
“Without the FEDERAL RESERVE communism dies on the vine, and communists die or change. With the FED, commies get a credit card and can order pizza – are we learning yet?” – Dr. Freckle
NUMB or DUMB
“Numb or dumb means the same in the slum.” – Dr. Freckles
The TRUTH
“Government can’t be trusted with the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
f(x) always equals zero …
“Voting in AMERICA is an idempotent operation where f(x) ALWAYS EQUALS ZERO.” – Dr. Freckles
(now ask me what would happen if Democracy actually worked)
(you like Black Mirror?)
PSYOPs don’t die …
“Psyops don’t die, they just get recycled.” – Dr. Freckles
SPACE-TIME TACO
Imagine a space-time TACO …
You begin tasting it, before you decide to GET it.
(and this is probably a kind of rape)
Government …
“Government is an extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
MAD and CRAZY
“There is no ‘mutually assured destruction’ with CRAZY: there’s just the smarts to knock that crazy fucker out first.” – Dr. Freckles