“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles
Squirrels …
“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles
My 24/7 news service …
“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles
Know the difference … (your life might depend on it)
“If you don’t know the difference between barbed wire, rubber cones and razor wire? – fuck if I’m gonna listen to your opinion about ‘insurrection’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Hamlet
“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles
You’ve lost …
“When you start quoting Wikipedia? – you’ve lost … might as well throw some ‘snopes’ at me.” – Dr. Freckles
A bucket of crabs …
“Twitter is a bucket of crabs … genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
VOTING
“Voting doesn’t make slavery, murder, rape and theft okay.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t think “voting” in the USA currently works – in any functional sense … and it probably never did.
But even IF it did work? – the results would be equally bad.
Bite the hand …
“Bite the hand that bleeds you.” – Dr. Freckles
ZIONISM
“ZIONISM is a master-race ideology masquerading as victimhood.” – Dr. Freckles
GTA-7
“I can’t tell you about GTA-6, but GTA-7 will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Dr. Freckles
PENIS CURSE!
YOU SHOULD NOT!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231204_YOU_SHOULD_NOT.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Carrying grievances: got to let the small shit go, soon …
Going places: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10413
Safer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10410
Bullies suck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10408
Brilliant people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10406
Drunken sailors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10402
Overkill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10400
Life and dance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10398
Tomorrow: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10396
Feeling rich: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10392
You shouldn’t: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10364
Holding its breath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10386
Scratch a socialist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10376
Positive people: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10374
Guns and roses: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10366
More on Lennie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10362
Pills: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10360
Women love your moms: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10353
Asimov’s 3 Laws: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10351
I made soup: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10339
Going places …
“Going places is a hassle.” – Dr. Freckles
Safer …
“Too many people believe involving the government in something makes it safer, but what if I told you the opposite is the case?” – Dr. Freckles
- moral hazard
- perverse incentives
- housing crisis
- FED
- national defense
- nuclear
- come on
Bullies suck …
“Bullies suck: is another name for anarchism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Brilliant” people … (IYI)
“Brilliant people can arrive at the WRONG ANSWER exceptionally fast.” – Dr. Freckles
Every drunken sailor feels rich …
“Every drunken sailor feels rich on payday.” – Dr. Freckles
Overkill …
“Unconditional surrender guarantees OVERKILL.” – Dr. Freckles
Life, reality and dance …
“It’s a weird dance – LIFE … and sometimes our partner, reality, steps on our feet.” – Dr. Freckles