Facing the TSUNAMI

“If you are standing on a beach and you see a MASSIVE tsunami coming towards you, you can run … you can walk towards it, solemnly – or YOU CAN STAND THERE, AND LAUGH AT IT! These are your choices.” – Dr. Freckles

SHELTER IN PLACE!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231109_SHELTER_IN_PLACE.mp3

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Zero Hedge: HEADLINES

Shelter in Place: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10069

A good cop: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10067

Peaceful Protests: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10065

Liar’s Island: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10063

If you can’t kill Bigfoot: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10061

War Crimes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10059

IDF and Paragliders: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10057

A good cop …

A good cop …

A GOOD COP would turn in his partner if his partner is breaking the law.

A GOOD COP would not be afraid if qualified immunity were removed.

A GOOD COP would live to a HIGHER STANDARD, not a lower one …

TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE GOOD FUCKING COPS!

“Good cops” are being trained by “experts” from Israel.

(same experts that got punk’d by paragliders)

Peaceful protests … (in traffic)

If you were “peacefully” protesting and blocking me from driving someone I care about to the emergency room? – I’d run you over.

If you were “peacefully” protesting, and threatening vehicles ahead of me? – Dragging people out of their cars? – yeah, I’d run you over.

The IDF and Paragliders …

You can believe one of the following, but not both:

a) Israel was attacked by poors with paragliders and nearly destroyed

or

b) the IDF is the most elite military force in the Middle East, perhaps the WORLD

(you can believe one, not both)

CRINKLE-CREVICES …

Your crevice brings pain …

Dingle-berry super heroes line up their SITES to find your CRINKLE-ZONE, and you hide it, even in those YOGA PANTS you wear to STARBUCKS. We see the oils, and the drips, we can sense your baby clock is reading HIGH NOON and it’s high time you had some Spluncton style snake magic.

Snake magic is a special kind of GOOF. You won’t know your own sploof-fig after the rine has been removed and the seagrass blooms. Your HERO SLAVE is done setting up the chains in the woodshed, and your missile-jackson style lover is waiting in the shower, for some “Kelly Clarkson” style love dancing.

I could hold on to your crinkle zone, bearing upon it the great weight of my lead pipe. But your heart is too free pretty bird, and your mind is fit for apes.

My own sklebick-energy could not compare to your HOLE SPECTACLE … Your power juice weaved its ways into my broken hear, and sealed the cracks, releasing CREVICE SORCERY and anal magic.

I could have been a master of THROG-DOORS …

But your whorish ways led me astray, and I found nothing but pills and swamps and lost cowboy fondlers, wanting back into your pants … your crevice gold.

Cantor?

With your infinite sets?

I don’t need your pseudo mathematical bullshit, when here grease river flows, like turtle gravy – and there’s no HOE STOP for granny town types and hicksters from Memphis.

MARK MY WORDS: your hole is for the skeeg-mice.

Puddle flower …

Your purple eyes spoke volumes, as your body sunk beneath the surface of those love-oils. You would take your luxurious bath, as the swans sang songs of bad ice. And NOWHERE is your lover SWAYNE … and nowhere is his herpes.

Most of you are mungit beasts, you will feed upon tripe with the ghost priests.

ATOMIC WARLORDS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231107_ATOMIC_WARLORDS.mp3

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On War: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10026

Your Own Gandalf: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10024

Archaeology of Language: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10022

The Gremlin: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10018

Total Sexual Mastery: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9966

Role Model in the Woods: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10011

Where I’m at: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10009

Needs and Wants: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10007

That Coyote Song: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10004

Dick looks big: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10002

SKEZZ: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9998

8 Hippos: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9995

When I die: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9991

Lamest frontier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9989

Cheese Cave: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9987

“Cans” (like in Scientology): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9985

The Time of Atomic Warlords: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9976

Did you: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9974

Renaming birds: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9972

“We need that new cannon”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9964

Useful Technology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9962

First you are made lame: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9960

Voices of retribution: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9957

On the death star: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9955

Living a long life: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9953

Wow, she’s alive: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9950

Dirty money: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9948

Time Dude: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9944

Lists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9938

Of Hobbits and Outerspace: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9936

All horror stories: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9934

Mental Health Tip: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9930

WW3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9928

Daylight Savings Time: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9922

Hoi Polloi: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9920

Pick Up Lines: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9912

Mr Crab Apple: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9910

Playing Pretend: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9907

Noodle, Noodle, Yankee Doodle: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9905

Painting logs black: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9903

The last one: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9901

Mark My Words: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9896

Famous Thoreau Quote: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9894

A great song: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9892

I need a woman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9869

Charlie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9888

Truth or Whiskey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9882

All the Martian Invaders: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9878

Empire: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9876

Felons by lunchtime: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9874

Hoblimptock: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9872

The family: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9867

Asking for Wisdom: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9865

A free country: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9863

The Laundromat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9849

Fermented Semen: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9847

What’s going on: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9845