Just let the fucker on the tracks call their loved ones to say goodbye … if there’s time. Maybe just live stream it … like George Floyd … too close to it? Eh, boyo?
The price we pay …
“Taxes are the price we pay so we can pay more taxes.” – Dr. Freckles
That which slouches towards us …
“The thing that approaches EATS black swans.” – Dr. Freckles
Dear Israel: don’t get any ideas …
BAN G-STRINGS?!?!?
CRAZY TIMES INFINITY …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240801_CRAZY_TIMES_INFINITY.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
THE HANGLIDER THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:
- I first discussed this in 2019, on my LSR podcast.
- I proposed it as a way to understand the Great Discontinuity, which I now call Boblimptock.
- I’ve updated the original version to incorporate a more realistic expression of reality AND the update is a little more optimistic.
I thought now was a good time to review.
Rape’y Israel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12892
The Games: https://www.britannica.com/sports/ancient-Olympic-Games
Olympic Only Fans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12866
Back the Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12869
Forest management: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12861
One Hen’s tear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12857
Two Wolves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12854
The Window: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12849
Pre-emptive STRIKES …
“Pre-emptive strikes work LIKE … once.” – Dr. Freckles
Next gold rush …
“What if I told you the next GOLD RUSH is landfills?” – Dr. Freckles
Even if I am skeptical of “predictive programming” as expressed …
What if I told you that thing from the show FALLOUT, where the Brotherhood of Steel collects old tech?
(yeah)
(a version of that is coming to a theater near you)
Tornadoes, needle and thread …
“Always gonna be tornadoes, won’t always have needle and thread.” – Dr. Freckles
Protesting for the Right to Rape … (Israel Edition)
Division of “power” … (aka – sweaty dynamite)
“There is no division of power, power is simply divisive.” – Dr. Freckles
The Milgram Experiment
“The Milgram Experiment applies to the Inquisition, it doesn’t really apply to the present.” – Dr. Freckles
The solution …
“The most dangerous idea in America is that LIBERTY is the solution, not more voting.” – Dr. Freckles
A “free” country …
“For a free country, we create a shit ton of Czars.” – Dr. Freckles
BACK the BLUE … (amirite)
OLYMPIC ONLY FANS …
Forest “management” …
I AM GOING TO FUCKING BLOW YOUR MIND …
Forests have managed themselves for millions of years.
(so that’s not the Occam’s Razor variable, sorry)
One Hen’s Tear
You ever see a hen crying?
As its babies are taken away …
You ever see that one tear hit the dry soil,
your heart boils with pain,
as you put a pad a butter in the pan,
and with the other hand,
crack the egg?
The skillet crackles,
the pepper smells nice,
the coffee is ready …
And if you made that sunny side up?
Would you give a little to mother hen?
Would this dry her tears?
Or would she eat her baby in silence …
AND I STILL SCREAM:
“Did you see that poor hen cry?”
(right before its little baby dies …)
Did you ever see a chicken with shovel and adz,
fashioning stone and brick for the FEAT,
as processing pipes are laid by roosters,
and their little children become McNuggs …
No more hugs …
Just a pale bleak building where the little chickens scream …
(no more to ween)
Is that mean?
Why did GOD have to make chickens, and their eggs, so tasty?
(this is the greatest of poignant sadness …)
TWO WOLVES …
“We all have two wolves inside of us: one is retarded, the other is even more retarded.” – Dr. Freckles
The window …
I open the window,
just a crack.
I’m taken aback by what I see:
A group of kids at TARGET in a flash mob,
A group of kids mangled from a bomb job,
All I know is the window lies and shocks.
***
I open the window a little more,
I see a whore talking about TRUMP on TV,
A miserable spectacle of folks wearing patches,
all in honor of an ORANGE PRINCE,
and his traveling partner: Randall Flag,
and still the window seems like a gag.
***
I could not stay away more than a night,
the window closed and nothing to “see”,
but it beckons as all great street performers do,
to play 3 card monte or guess the beans,
and unseen forces move the show,
so I open the window once more,
to be shocked and lied to,
you know the score.