“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make lame.” – Dr. Freckles
Voicing messages of extreme retribution during war time …
On the death star …
“On the death star? – we money-rape each other.” – Dr. Freckles
Living a long life …
“Living a long life is not about ‘positive attitude’, it’s about destiny and punishment.” – Dr. Freckles
Wow: she’s still alive …
Dirty money …
“Believing you earn clean income in the USA is like believing those Bureau of Land Management signs that say: ‘these are YOUR public lands’ … they’re not, and your income is as dirty as anyone else.” – Dr. Freckles
Time dude …
“I might be a time traveler, and doomed to drift through the oceans of causality.” – Dr. Freckles
Lists …
I’m going to tell you a story about lists. We think lists are good, and this is true like a fork or a shotgun. Good, useful, dangerous, painful.
I’m going to tell you about lists of friends, and some of them are friends, and some of them are not.
I’m going to say, we keep LISTS of grievances.
I have a running list in my head, and I call it NED, and it’s a demon that lives in the woods.
We keep track of petty shit, mostly because we’re afraid.
We keep track of things we don’t like about someone else, mostly because we don’t want to talk, even if it means breaking up.
Our tiny lists,
like pythons,
strangle us.
Lists of “good” and “bad” people, based upon some arcane criteria of hate or disgust.
Lists of “non-human” and therefore disposable people, a list of 3 doctors in Canada gets you the cruise to Valhalla.
I suffer from depression, periodically, and it helps me to keep a list of things that make me happy – if the list gets to one or two, then it’s time to “phone a friend”, so to speak.
There’s the Burger King stage, where if you’re really depressed, but someone asks you “want some Burger King”, you say yes: because you’re still out of the worst parts of depression.
So I keep a list that keeps me alive, and happy, and grateful – as much as an old curmudgeon can be, in 2023 Boblimptock.
So some lists good, some lists bad – be wise, like Solomon.
Of Hobbits in Outer Space …
“I watch official NASA films or photos or space movies from Hollywood or space documentaries in the same equal spirit of some Hobbit movie.” – Dr. Freckles
All horror films …
“All horror films are secretly about getting women pregnant.” – Dr. Freckles