Ginger kids …

Ginger children are the most hated.

All cultures have stories of roasting ginger kids, when they are born – or tossing them out into the woods, to be eaten, or befriended, by wolves … usually eaten.

Ginger bread houses come from the Middle Ages, when the Vatican sanctioned multiple crusades against ginger kids.

They would build a house of dry straw and wood, and put the ginger kids in it … and set it on fire …

They loved doing this around the holidays.

The AZTECS NEVER SACRIFICED VIRGINS …

ARE YOU MAD? – you don’t waste that …

No – they would take all ginger kids born that year, and cover them in skeel-wax and bat entrails and lead them up to the sacrificial altar where the elders would each take turns stabbing the kids.

You know WHY they killed JFK?

(ginger)

If you must eat human, ginger flesh is considered the most succulent and tasty.

START RAISING!

I’m gonna start raising coyote/raccoon hybrids … it’s gonna be the NEXT big pet … except for the weird Ecuadorian parasites they will carry and their minds being filled with ball bearings.

Coycoon or Raccote … any name suggestions are welcome.

I need to plant hoil-beetles, and harvest the nutt juice from cactus-hawks. My women will massage their boobies as they plant corn in their nunya-pit. I can see myself riding a brown horse of enormous size, and packing a 12 gauge hand-cannon called “Nectar of Peet”. Sure, I might get stuck in my own power-hassle, but my love-cadre will give me spunk-clans and other rort-cream.

The McRib is BACK!

“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles

  • a bunch of homeless people disappear from CA, kind of like the flu “disappeared” in 2020 …
  • now McDonald’s announces: McRib is BACK!

(think)

The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …

Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of

ALL PEOPLE AGREE!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231116_All_People_Agree.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Oath Keepers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10192

You feel it?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10188

Eccles Building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10186

Melee: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10183

It is mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10180

Israel and Anti-Semitism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10178

My brain rejecting films: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10176

Hockey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10174

“IT WAS COVID-19 I TELLS YA!”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10172

Never give up!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10167

Robot kills man: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10164

All people agree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10139

Yelling “pandemic” in a crowded theater: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10157

The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10153

Chasing Waterfalls: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10151

Maintenance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10149

In a free world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10145

All I want for Christmas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10143

GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10137

FUCK YOU POSTMAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10075

A seashell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10119

Joy and the right thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10117

Gandalf: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10115

Bilbo’s .357: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10113

Facing the Tsunami: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10105

During a famine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10102

You feel it?

Anyone else feel like this?

Anyone else feel like one day they will have 20 wives and impregnate them and raise a new super race?

I think breeding my own private army of super people, based upon my highly advanced semen, is a great goal.

You know you have powerful spunk, and the women are AFRAID of its citrus flavor and the turbulent energy bottled up in your JAM …

They will cum from miles around to kneel before you and your CANAL-TUBE … and the green smoke blows …

You ever think about that?