MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221223_BROKEN_BONE.mp3
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A couple pics …
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221223_BROKEN_BONE.mp3
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A couple pics …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221219_A_FEW_BUCKS.mp3
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Some stuff happened today …
I don’t have any real notes for this podcast. I don’t have those notes because this was 100% of me ranting about some banking snafu that held up some small amount of money that I was hoping to get … I think … I think it was just a “snafu” …
But there is a lot of rhetoric about using capital controls at LOW VALUES of capital, to including the coverage of hobos like me. I don’t have much of anything, but at this point in the game, and little meager amount will be gone after, and all the shit that your shit bird countrymen can do to you will be allowed … maybe not for everyone, but for some.
And I’m not special …
And I’m not unique.
10,000 YEAR GALAXY BOND!
MOON BOND!
MOAR MOON BONDS …
THE SOLAR SUPER BOND …
SINGULARITY BONDS …
MULE DEER BONDS …
OJ BONDS …
CHAOS and WAR BONDS …
POWER BONDS …
WALL BONDS …
MOAR WALL BONDS …
HELICOPTER RIDE BONDS …
UNICORN BONDS! (our last fucking hope)
Homeless coin …
FUTURE BONDS …
FUCK YOU BONDS …
SPACE BONDS …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221217_YULIAN_TRIBE_WOMEN.mp3
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ASH and TRASH …
CHINA, REOPENING, AGAIN …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/global-gas-crunch-set-worsen-china-reopens
NO MO COAL …
“If the government sets aside $50 billion to STOP people from eating bacon, that money would be funneled to cronies, and people would still be eating bacon … probably twice as much bacon.” – Dr. Freckles
I can imagine some “Music Man”, going before congress in 2025 …
“Give me 7 trillion dollars, and I’ll finally destroy SASQUATCH!”
(and he’ll get the money)
(and he brings Sasquatch into existence)
“… and finally … when there’s nothing left … you can’t get another loan from the bank or another box of booze … you bust the joint OUT – you light a match.”
– Goodfellas
What people want …
“Knowing what people want is half the work of lying.” – Dr. Freckles
Study says people are crazy …
Lords of Boblimptock: Yulian Tribe Women
They stamp out the male vibe with their rag-tag leather bound persistence. Their minds are aware and open to ancient poems written by the skag-horde, and they will only relent when the pools of gobble-oil are warmed up for the ceremonial boobie baths …
Their leader, Testruss, is mean and coy. She’s a blonde bombshell built with triple-D’s and a will to use them …
Testruss has the canned gaze of that farmer guy, whose corn grows sideways and against the wind. She’s never late and always in costume – her high heel ways break the minds of men. She was the last of the ADMIRALS who ruled the near space, battling other vacuum ships and launching her woman-slaves in death rockets.
The YULIAN TRIBE is IN CHARGE of life at 20 miles up. Their craft slink softly through the near vacuum, with ion drives glowing and rail guns humming. They fight for the FRONTIER OF SPACE and will destroy and man-man navy that comes to take them out. Their lesbian bonds are forged in blood and fire, and their clever tactics are always on point.
Each year …
When the grass turns yellow …
When the leaves begin to fall …
The YULIAN HIGH PRIESTESS prepared herself for the MOUNTAIN OF IN-BOOVULATION …
A harness is built in the great woods, and affixed between several large trees …
The high priestess is stripped of all clothes and covered in the ancient greases of GROMULII …
She is tied and strapped into the harness, her legs spread apart …
She prepares herself by writhing and her own womanly juices flow forth …
She is going to make love to the great WOOKIE SPIRIT …
She will be one with the furry demon …
In hopes of a new breed …
Dancing from her fertile valley.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221215_SKREEB_BAR.mp3
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ASH and TRASH
SKREEB BAR …
At the Skreeb Bar …
She looks at you …
Her eyes are pale green and wet. She can’t stand it, her boovula exhales hydrogen gas. You knew she was easy, when she showed you her condom wallet – you knew she was greasy, when she bragged on her cuspit ring …
The drink is brown sklib, and the bar tender shakes his head as you gag on his mog juice. Terry, the old janitor, spends his Friday nights drunk on vodka and diet cola, he hits on the prostitutes waiting for their Johns … who are in the john …
Posted above the bar is a list of complaints …
“Chinese Restaurant Syndrome”
Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/no-msg-the-stigma-surrounding-monosodium-glutamate/
FOOD …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/more-half-canadians-worried-about-putting-food-table-poll
Wounded on the battlefield …
Missing any pain?
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mothers-slam-american-girl-book-advising-puberty-blockers
Inflation …
“Inflation is only meaningful up and until the point there is NOTHING for you to buy.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221214_NATIONAL_MONKEY_DAY.mp3
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DEC 14
… by the year 2034 …
It will be combined as NATIONAL MONKEY BOUILLABAISSE DAY …
Fake …
*** Amendment to previous quote …
“Faking deaths, and making up fake people, is a growth industry in America.” – Dr. Freckles
Is SBF even a person, or is he the “man with one red shoe”? A “North by Northwest” fake?
Truth and the Black Market …
“Want the truth? – shop at the black market.” – Dr. Freckles
For the Patriot system to work …
UKRAINE STORY: 50/50 … could be kind of real … unlikely it’s an organic event. If it’s just more “run out the clock” PSYOP nonsense, then nothing outside the scope of the PSYOP will happen, and that means NO nuclear war. However, if we’re at the end game of a campaign to manage a fuzzy event, like the “Methane Bomb”, and the geniuses have decided nuclear winter is all they got? – then who knows … 50/50 … could be “harmless” psyop nonsense, could have a more sinister feature. As a Christian, there’s the possibility that this is “sign of the times” stuff … just don’t know for sure.
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-send-patriot-missile-systems-ukraine-huge-escalation
And even with all the above, this is NOT an agile system … you won’t be moving these batteries around a lot … there’s a reason these systems are deployed FURTHER SOUTH in S. Korea than the primary ADA systems … they are for strategic assets.
So maybe you deploy a battery near Kiev, but when do you give the order to bug out?
(when Russian troops are 100 or 200 miles away)
(and that means right after the counter offensive begins)
What if the “news cycle” is purposely tilted towards these base fear-monkey psyops?
The “Ukraine War” is on hold … because winter geoengineering ops are still working … and people can pretend it’s “all okay”.
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/kyiv-seizes-assets-russian-orthodox-clerics
Deep Dive
Imagine a world, like ours but different. Imagine there is a person in this world imagining worlds. And this other person’s worlds there are people, imagining worlds …
Digital Ephemera …
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221212_NASA_is_the_DISNEY.mp3
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NASA …
“NASA is the DISNEY of government: you think it’s one thing, it’s really another.” – Dr. Freckles
Border Wars
Can we at least be honest:
– The USA is not an INFINITE LIFE BOAT …
– You can’t keep talking about yer “gun rights” and do nothing …
– At some point, you start shooting invaders: even poor, starving, disease ridden ones
(or you can lose it all)
(but the “pie” is not as big as the Pope would have you believe)
When you start shooting, and stop putting them on buses for a tour? – then I’ll believe you are serious.
Until then: just hand your keys over to the mob, because the politicians and cops are NOT going to help you.
Depression …
“If we share stories of survival, we share a chance to survive.” – Dr. Freckles
Elegant vs Smart …
“You can be elegant or smart: one of these is cheaper.” – Dr. Freckles
Suicide Drone …
I was reading this article and it mentioned how IRAN was supplying suicide drones to Russia … WHAT?
Imagine designing an AI whose whole purpose is to achieve consciousness just long enough to develop suicidal tendencies …
If this is by design, then it is murder – period.
You are setting up a consciousness for sadness and then placing it in a bomb …
(and maybe this is where AI is headed)
Here is the high level ALGO for the suicide drone:
1. turn on
2. “hey, I’m awake”
3. “life sucks, I want to die”
4. boom
Now …
Sticking monkeys in bombs? – this is TOTALLY a thing worth exploring …
– a little surgery
– some drug feeds
– make them cartridge based so easily replaced units
This is terrible, but since we’re on the topic of terrible shit … like murdering people.
Leftover Afghanistan Funds …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraine-asks-nato-leftover-afghanistan-funds
That cold weather …
Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2022/12/06/alaska-winter-temperature-record-utqiagvik/
No one is going to land on the Moon, ever …
Sub-stations and transformers …
A whole bunch of random stories, none of which say “collapse” or society is falling apart …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/who-purposely-sabotaging-power-plants-all-over-america
Link: https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/08/us/power-outage-moore-county-investigation-thursday/index.html
Live by the FED, die by the FED …
“Live by the FED, die by the FED.” – Dr. Freckles
Bargaining for lesser catastrophes …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/skyrocketing-unaffordability-american-dream
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/5-principles-stagflation
PSYOP NONSENSE …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/net-energy-gain-us-scientists-makes-breakthrough-nuclear-fusion
Faking deaths …
“Faking deaths is a growth industry.” – Dr. Freckles
Clever survival tools …
Tranny rape gangs …
“You give women the vote, you end up with tranny rape gangs.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221205_MOON_PIE.mp3
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Locked Out Again …
Wanna know what got me banned from Twitter yesterday?
Jen Psaki and some other ginger freak were shopping for a name for their podcast …
I said: “Hookers Talking Crabs” …
All three of those words are rated G a this point …
Since I don’t currently have a mobile phone, and Twitter won’t accept my google voice burner, this is effectively being locked out.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221202_COCAINE_BEAR.mp3
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Cocaine Bear …
Link: https://ew.com/movies/cocaine-bear-true-story-explained/
If I had a flag?
It would show a black bear, sitting down, leaning over a big plate of Colombian yayo …
With a nice sprinkling of cocaine on his big black nose …
Motto underneath: “I’ll get to you next …”
BTW: Cocaine Bear is my spirit animal …
Ye …
Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3av3/kanye-west-says-he-likes-hitler-alex-jones
In military psychological warfare terms:
The “Kanye Hitler” event is “popping smoke” … more noise … more designer-confusion …
(just ignore the pillars of smoke in the distance …)
Great Things Hitler Did:
Daily prophecy …
They will call you LORD DRIG and you will own the lands of the ancient FROOG FOLK, not far from Chicago … you will have 44 hooker wives, all of them unbustulated and splayed out on a giant bed made of gravy and diamonds. Many will fight for you, many will lay slain in the snow.
In the age of Nordic hustlers carrying old spade tire irons, your name will be written on the STARS. The 9 hectarian-loog bitches will make you their man-king. Your schlinctus will be cleaned by putty-elves and your heart will be replaced with rookery. And no god will rule you.
Once the NEW AGE begins, the Trojans will lay scattered as fallen soldiers, covered in yellow grease and dried blood. Your community will elect a gill-witch as LEADER, and then declare all rumptuous blessings and fiery hot bonus shots. The TOOG will relent when the sky weeps.
If you have the courage to travel to the RED PLANET you could become a GOMBO-KING. You could rule many acres on the slopes of Olympus Mons, you could raise scuttle-rat and feed on brinctus-slurry. Your name could be Hlebuus and your woman will have incurable genital crabs.
Qourgon-Xled, the last of the geevers, would sit upon his throne in sector 54. He was a LORD of MARS, ruler of the red sands and the hooker lands. He mined cleavage-oils near the great lamprey sea, he wrestled turly-gators in the Swamps of Gatmos. His eyes were dark blue.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221201_SHIT_POSTING.mp3
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MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221130_SWEDEN_FINDS_FOREIGN_OBJECTS.mp3
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Leave it alone …
Schrodinger’s Healthcare Plan Motto: “Leave that shit alone …”
WOMEN in CAGES
There’s something lurid about this story … greasy. It appeals to the ID and the UNCONSCIOUS and to that mixture of Eros and Thanatos that MODERN PEOPLE find so enjoyable.
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/theranos-founder-elizabeth-holmes-faces-judgment-day
Elizabeth Holmes and Caroline Ellison: the PORN DOUBLE FEATURE …
How to tell if you’re in a cult …
Link: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/181268/how-to-tell-if-youre-in-a-cult/
Australia style PSYOPs in the Ukraine …
“Australia 2020-2021 was a dry run for the Ukraine, 2022-2023.” – Dr. Freckles
Foreign objects …
Link: https://thegodlessswede.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/a-history-of-the-swedish-sin/
Jekyll and Hyde … Together Again (1982)
“There’s a foreign object lodged in her vagina …”
Bite the hand …
“Bite the hand that beats you.” – Dr. Freckles
Heading back to SEATTLE … I NEED HOOKER-COCAINE MONEY! PLEASE!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221130_RECORD_SKIPPING.mp3
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Record skipping …
Body doubles …
Throughout history, people in power have used doppelgangers or lookalikes to provide a public “presence”, while avoiding the dangers of being stabbed …
It’s said FDR employed this, as did Hitler and Stalin …
What if there is no BILL GATES, at least not any longer?
What if Elon Musk and George Soros and Biden, and many others, are really just body doubles?
Could there be “real” versions of them? – maybe …
Could it be that those who exist among the elite decide that the best course of action is NOT to go out in public, especially now?
How sure are you that any of these are real people OR, as interesting, that they might be their body doubles at this point …
Want the trip to Antarctica, you can:
(that’s it)
Thanksgiving …
MON – 11/21/22 – SLC to Seattle
I got to SCRUMBO’S GROCERY where I picked up the Utah Shuttle to SLC. The driver asked us to verify our identities by pulling out our butt pipes and taking a smoke … I got to SLC Airport, and immediately I could see the demon folk were taking over … I decided to start smoking again, tired of putting off my goals and WAITING for SOME SIGN. A Jingo-Freak by the name of “Theresa” was muttering about covid shots and grandmas and how they say there will be honey-cox for EVERYONE this year.
I know the grombolite folk are watching me. I sit here, at the airport bar, waiting for some kind of next level super understanding, but the blood leaking into my underwear says otherwise. Scrimbo queens? – they seek my gumbah flesh, and old Irish maidens prepare their boovula, ungoogliating before the demon throng.
Sure … I’m at Roosters … drinking some kind of IPA and dreaming of SHRUMPKIN QUEENS off of Aurora AVE. I can’t wait to drink the nectar of sadness, as the 65 hookers hold vigil over my melting corpse. And if I could determine which hooker gave me crabs? – I’d hire a lawyer, that specializes in crabs. Seattle is a freak zone.
TUE – 11/22/22 – Groblon Lords Rule Sector 4
I heard the SCHLEBUS-HOR talking to Baal. Her voice spoke of yoobrian whore grease, and she couldn’t stop saying nice things about Warren Buffet. “He says nugget oil is the key, you must turn off your ability to hear pain.”
SHURGON would rule this realm if it wasn’t a swamp casket and filled with the impurities of vroom-juice and the commie cougar oils they use to make it work out.
I heard the scream of an ORCA whale covered in tumors …
I heard her scream out for fresh salmon, and life, and a future for her children …
The Seattle funken-folk were too busy at the new GREEN-GREEN noogan-shit bar. The chief scumptous whore was like “did you hear what Bill Gates said?”. And then the 3 sects declare that festule closed.
WED – 11/23/22 – LOST
When I travel, rarely, these days … I tend to need a background white-noise soundtrack to drown out the wailing and the pain and the madness of most places, most cities, Seattle as it happens. “Lost” was this show, 15 years ago, where a bunch of frunctic horders find themselves “lost” on a Mysterious Island, an island that seems a lot like that game Myst from the 1990’s. Confused, grief stricken, but seemingly well fed – the “lost ones” struggle with their memories and their confusion and the infinity of their “bad takes”.
Yesterday one of the yoogan-tribesman was working on the ceremonial pit, where I’m staying, off of Zulu AVE in Seattle. He spent time talking to his girlfriend about suicides, and white people, and how “it’s okay” if we want to die, because of what the white people have done. I sit here in the darkness, and I ponder the existentially meek figure, being pulled by his nose, by his woman, and treated as if he were nothing … I wanted to say: “I’ve been there bro, I’ve been ‘LOST’ … you know … married.”
Waking up, I decided to get supplies …
SCRUGG, at the 7/11, looked at me … “Our systems … they don’t … work”, he angrily took my money and I got my hoodle-soda and my cigarettes. They sold old style bog-sausage and hooker-coffee. As I walked out the door, OLD SCRUGG looked at me and said “you’re gonna die Charlie …”
When I got back to the groove-cave, the xortan-bricklayer was using his high speed drill to remove the sins and other gromulan from the liver-side delay tube, next to the toilet …
At night, late night, I can find calm …
I can stand outside, in that place, not far from SEATAC – I can hear the planes coming in for a landing. It’s about 2:30 AM, PST, and every once in a while I think “maybe that one … it’s not some 737 filled with fat/drunk travelers … maybe it’s a Chinese or Russian strategic bomber, coming in, to drop its load.
I sense the screaming of souls, as if it’s an orchestra, and I’m the conductor, but I know that no such conductor is needed. This river of pain, called Seattle, is only pending demise, destruction. And the errant screwballs might want to pretend that some amount of bitcoin or internet services or NEXT LEVEL WEB 3 bullshit will have any impact or provide any relief. But the scum herders of REDMOND know the deal, and their mouths stink of halitosis and artisanal fried arugula …
KLIG-KLOG freaks live here … they eat muskrat soup and roodle-pie. They care not for the travelers stuck at Cloud City, drinking over priced coffee and listening to under-IQ discourse from the commie slave mooks, stuck in the old world quorg-feast and shoving potatoes up their butts to make a point. It just takes time to charge up their electric clown cars, and to put on their clown makeup.
Slag people are the night whisperers …
Slag people chant and grope for their METRO token and their American made mage-oils. Their eyes are green and jaundiced, they have the spice of turbulent failure. The slags do their work, get back home and night and head to Pike Place. They buy their tumor clams and their diesel crabs, they purchase some CHINESE ancient cures to stop the anal bleeding and to find meaning again.
These lost ones … they are stumbling from one herpes infection to another crabs outbreak. Their bodies are filled with blymph, and their minds are hot wired for brain jacking.
Don’t come here … this place is cursed.
This is the beef skragg … https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/beyond-disgusting-former-beyond-meat-employee-shares-photos-documents-appear-show-mold
“The most elegant proof of strength is kindness.” – Dr. Freckles
“With rage, much beer is had.” – Dr. Freckles
THUR – 11/24/22 – Thanksgiving …
Sound Track for the trip, on repeat: https://youtu.be/8sJj4KTFC_Y
“How many shitty holidays have I had with family? – an easier question would be: how many good holidays with family? Small number, easier to remember.” – Dr. Freckles
… and for all hobo shaman who seek to know that place called “home”, remember this:
“Never let your curiosity exceed your pocketbook.” – Dr. Freckles
One last thing …
If you are a listener and provided funds for me to make it back home? – it was a piss poor investment, and I’m sorry.
“Thanksgiving is for THANKING THE LORD when it’s over.” – Dr. Freckles
My Last Will and Testament …
Cities …
“Cities have ALWAYS been FEMA camps.” – Dr. Freckles
Bargaining for lesser catastrophes …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/2023-will-be-bad-global-growth-set-be-weak-2009
BTW:
Until rates get above 15%? — we are still just chasing inflation.
If they pivot now? – inflation goes sideways, and a whole bunch of folks dump treasuries and other dollar denominated assets.
If you think the “pivot” would be good for crypto? – yes and no. Short term lemmings will chase yield, long term lemmings will realize they can’t afford to keep the nonsense going … not with blackouts, shortages, etc.
(good luck)
POPPING SMOKE … (the Elon Musk story)
CIVIL WAR in CHINA …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2022-11-24/beijing-back-lockdown-expect-turmoil
The FOOL in propaganda theory …
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/berlin-airport-closed-climate-activists-glued-runway
Hitler …
“Don’t go back in time and ‘kill Hitler’, you could end up with something worse.” – Dr. Freckles
BOBLIMPTOCK …
Link: https://www.fox5ny.com/news/arthur-cooke-dies-nyc-dirt-bike-attack
Ash and trash …
The pay is less …
“Sometimes you need a job that pays less, but provides more.” – Dr. Freckles
Consider minimalism …
Consider the value of your time, healthy more youthful time, VERSUS the big payoff when you’re 72 …
Below is a short book I wrote, in 2015, related to this topic of “time” vs “money”.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20221120_WHAT_YA_DOING_UNCLE_DAN.mp3
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What ya doing?