“A planet that sends out rape instructions will never become TYPE 1.” – Dr. Freckles
Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
Types of civilizations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“A planet that sends out rape instructions will never become TYPE 1.” – Dr. Freckles
Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
Types of civilizations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
The first Pioneer probes were launched launched in 1965, sent on a grand tour of deep space.
Many did not know this, but NASA used an experimental ion drive powered by a radiological decay battery – capable of reaching 50% the speed of light … but it gets worse.
One of the Pioneer probes slipped into a black hole and hyper accelerated backwards in time, such that this probe visited many places … planets … dive bars.
On the probe are instructions on HOW to get to Earth …
On the probe is a message: “Please rape us …”
(abductions)
Voyager was about sending them a record to play, loudly, while they raped us …
Throughout the UNIVERSE, we are known as PLANET RAPE.
(or RAPE-PLANET)
(let’s not complicate things)
(this will only hurt a little)
This applies to the environment too …
Like “hey, CUM to EARTH and fuck the planet, and fuck us …”
“Nothing is TOO BIG TO FAIL, and if you live in a supercity you will be super disappointed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Supercity: you share the same gravestone …” – Dr. Freckles
My friend went to Mars …
He sent me emails and text messages after he got there … pictures of him with underwear models, hanging out at the BAR on Olympus Mons … great view of Mars.
A lot of people I know are going to Mars …
And then you get to send messages and hang out at the bar …
LIVING LIFE BIG …
Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego ???
Is it true Whitman, Price and Hadad?
Do any of you remember the “apple pie” from that show JUSTIFIED?
(sometimes I want the apple pie)
“Sobriety is like an odometer for most people – ignore that bullshit … stop being an asshole … go on with your fucking life.” – Dr. Freckles
“Success is composed of a thousand little failures.” – Dr. Freckles
“The Book of Ecclesiastes is a lot like Dave Brubek’s TAKE FIVE – they never play the RIGHT PARTS.” – Dr. Freckles
Fun fact …
It’s not the bone that recovers last …
It’s all the parts of you that had to compensate OR were immobilized …
(they recover last)
“This is how the call ends, not with a CLICK but with a whimper.” – Dr. Freckles
“Some holocausts are more equal than others.” – Dr. Freckles
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230707_SILENT_RUNNING.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
REMINDER: a LOT of dangerous animals look cute when they are babies … tigers … hippos … bears and wolves … crocodiles and sharks … and government … so fucking cute, when they are babies.
Fixing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8085
JESSICA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8034
Schindler on the Roof: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8052
Golem: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8083
Phones used to go CLICK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8047
Road Pirates: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8037
MONEY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8021
Cops Shoot Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8072
Secret Control: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8061
Late Soviet Behavior: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8019
As prisoners, you suck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8057
Silent Running: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8078
“You know what doesn’t fix a bad idea? – MORE bad ideas.” – Dr. Freckles
“Every superhero is really a GOLEM.” – Dr. Freckles
“Israel is a GOLEM” (from 2019)
I discussed this song with my listeners, in previous venues, going back 10 years …
Take the children and yourself And hide out in the cellar By now the fighting will be close at hand Don't believe the church and state And everything they tell you Believe in me, I'm with the high command Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? There's a gun and ammunition Just inside the doorway Use it only in emergency Better you should pray to God The Father and the Spirit Will guide you and protect from up here Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Swear allegiance to the flag Whatever flag they offer Never hint at what you really feel Teach the children quietly For some day sons and daughters Will rise up and fight while we stood still Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you? Can you hear me running (can you hear me calling you?) (Can you hear me) hear me calling you? (Can you hear me running) hear me running babe? (Can you hear me running) hear me running? Calling you, calling you
“Treat your fellow man with respect, they will treat nature with respect.” – Dr. Freckles
“As free people, most of you would be cool … as prisoners? – most of you suck.” – Dr. Freckles
“The only answer is liberty, all else is a grift.” – Dr. Freckles
“Schindler on the ROOF … that’s a musical I’d see twice.” – Dr. Freckles