PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251002_VENEZUELAN_FENTANYL_BOMB.mp3

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RIP JANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23422

Life: feeling weirder, okay, a mess, trauma / drama, and then back to bad.

Social Media: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23416

A giant chimp: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23403

Jane Goodall: https://abcnews.go.com/International/jane-goodall-famed-primatologist-anthropologist-conservationist-dead-91/story?id=109868347

1. First went to Tanzania at 26 years old and began to research chimps, the Gombe Reserve.
2. She identified similarities between chimps and humans, including tool use.
3. She later earned her Phd in ethology.
4. In 1977, Goodall founded the Jane Goodall Institute with Genevieve di San Faustino. Headquartered in Washington, D.C., with offices in 25 cities around the world, the organization aims to improve the treatment and understanding of primates through public education and legal representation.
5. In 1991, she founded Roots & Shoots, a global humanitarian and environmental program for young people.
6. She was named a United Nations Messenger of Peace in April 2002. The anthropologist continued to lend her voice to environmental causes well into her 80s and 90s.
7. She’s had a voice in the environmental and conservation movements, and lent her voice to the “climate crisis” in 2019.

What if there’s a giant chimpanzee in deep space, listening to our radio … and periodically it tosses a turd at us, to change the station … it didn’t like “Dinosaur Radio”, it changed the station …

An invasion of Venezuela would be a total papa Blump thing to do …

of course: weapons of mass destruction

“the fentanyl bomb”

I just made up the “fentanyl bomb”, but they’ll come to you at the UN and say “look at my vile of white powder” …

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250929_THE_MEETING.mp3

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THE MEETING:

Imagine a silvery tube ship …

A tube steak with outer space breaks …

It traveled from the cosmic lake, along a path of love and bewilderment.

My love mistress, Sheila McGuffins, she made muffins and princess style tiramisu ….

My STAR CRUISER, the HORGAN-COASTER, I would boast 100 light years in less than 5 seconds …

I’ll show up, on a FRIDAY NIGHT, with testicular lasers and butt hole pie arrays … they will SAY my SHIRT GIRDER is no longer THE THING, but my bling pole will fill the room and women will sway, and stay, in my condo … fuck you.

When I jump out of my STAR FORGER, my female pleasure guards will cover me in oils …

I will have blaster pecs …

I will have ATLAS thighs …

All the girls and guys will moan, as I take my throne …

I am the STAR GIRGLER …

I am the wayfarer herder …

I steal from the monster wives …

I have lived several lives …

If you can’t feel it …

If you can’t feel it …

if you can’t feel the tremors …

if you can’t sense the distant thunder …

if you are unable to simply LOOK UP AT THE SKY …

then what happens to you and your gormless brethren will be a tragedy unto yourselves

News Week: https://www.newsweek.com/what-project-blue-beam-conspiracy-theory-erupts-over-drones-2001051

Aliens and demons: https://www.destinyimage.com/blog/alan-didio-close-encounters-of-demonic-kind-the-truth-behind-alien-abductions

1. The weird story about that OBJECT heading towards us and a Jewish scientist (a la Independence Day 1994) saves the day, and given the propaganda situation for Israel right now, I wouldn’t remove this from the running: https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/harvard-scientists-believe-an-alien-spacecraft-could-be-approaching-earth-soon-heres-why/articleshow/123347983.cms
2. There’s the weird ass meeting of high level generals this week. It seems implicitly dumb to advertise a meeting like this, and if it was a leak, even dumber to keep it scheduled as is. But we are living in strange times: https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/25/hegseth-orders-rare-urgent-meeting-of-hundreds-of-generals-admirals/86348413007/
3. And then there’s the idea that the Antichrist, as foretold, will arrive as a “human” to tell us we’re aliens, and to subvert the word via the alien mythology. And he’ll solve all the problems, and bring all the peace, and make sure everyone gets to eat … but … you’ll need a little something on your forehead and arm … something on your skin, to say that you’re IN … in with STAR SHIP “JESUS”. We talked about him a couple years ago.
4. There’s enough CRAZY right now that we could simply classify this as a trauma monkey, as a psyop, a way to pump up the smoke while the “popping smoke” phase continues: a phase I believe began in July 2024 and I can’t imagine it lasts much longer. In this scenario the base case is US dollar collapse that began in 2019, and the US citizenry are the last to know, or something so awful you’d gaslight billions of people for several years to hide; pick the one that makes you feel better.

No matter how you slice it: dollar collapse, WW3, nuclear holocaust, aliens, end times, global catastrophic permafrost collapse, pole shift, etc … etc …

No matter how you slice this tomato, it seems like BOBLIMPTOCK is almost over …