(a real let down from 1997 and the ear biting)
RuPaul defeats Mike Tyson in gayest fight in history …
Values …
“Dan, the TV shows have to express our more progressive and contemporary values …”
“In ALL THE SHOWS the cops are like ‘search warrant, fuck it’ …”
“What, are you racist?”
As a sovietologist, you’ll run into the “more modern values”.
Show them almost every show has cops joking about breaking into people’s homes? – it’s like “fuck it Dan, are you gay?”
In the errors …
“In the ‘errors’ we see the patina of causality.” – Dr. Freckles
BTANL: 20th EDITION
GET VAXXED!
My DIANETICS …
You see a “princess” …
“You see a ‘princess that needs help’, I see a COKED-UP herpes ridden slut sending out threat-chain emails. We are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
MATT GAETZ (Attorney General)
No matter …
“No matter WHO you ‘voted’ for, YOU voted for TRUMP.” – Dr. Freckles
RETURN AGAIN (and again (and again))
IMAGINE BLACK OBAMA …
“Trump is BLACK-OBAMA, if you know you know.” – Dr. Freckles
“People thought OBAMA was bad, but imagine BLACK-OBAMA.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU voted for TRUMP!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241112_YOU_VOTED_FOR_TRUMP.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Rando 1 – pickup line, “May I inject my man seasoning into your spider hub zone.”
Rando 2, doing more fiction in the coming year, maybe all fiction
Rando 3, maybe I get in touch with my Bible again
Rando 4, DANIFESTO is done, but I’m doing some touching up here and there
Rando 5, I start my new project soon … fiction, I think you will like it
YOU voted for TRUMP!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15048
Believe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15030
Passing the baton: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15032
Voting vs Voluntary: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15034
Moar danish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15036
My porn star name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15044
I don’t even: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15046
MY DANIFESTO IS COMPLETE!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241111_BTANL_11_12_13_CLOSED.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
MANIFESTO PDF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20241112_BTANL_3ED_BONUS.pdf
Introduction: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241019_BOBLIMPTOCK_TOWARDS_A_NEW_LURCHING_INTRODUCTION.mp3
Chapter 1 – Boy’s Life Hovercraft: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241024_BTANL_CHAPTER_1_HOVERCRAFT.mp3
Chapter 2 – Psychological Warfare: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241027_BTANL_Chapter_2_PSYOP_PRIMER.mp3
Chapter 3 – Sovietology: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241027_BTANL_Chapter_3_SOVIETOLOGY.mp3
Chapter 4 – The Paul Harvey Effect: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241028_BTANL_Chapter_4_Paul_Harvey_Effect.mp3
Chapter 5 – My Hooker Grandma: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241106_does_it_matter.mp3
Chapter 6 – Gender Roles: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241029_BTANL_Chapter_5_GRINKEN_MAN_and_WOAH_MAN.mp3
Chapters 7, 8, 9: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241031_BTANL_Chapters_6_7_8.mp3
Chapters 10, 11: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241107_BTANL_Chapters_9_10.mp3
Chapter 12 – If I become a slave master …: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241103_SLAVE_MASTER_DANNY.mp3
Chapter 13, 14, 15: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241111_BTANL_11_12_13_CLOSED.mp3