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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: PURPLE
VER 3: GRAPHITE HEATHER
CHANGE your mind …
“Change your mind, don’t CHAIN your mind.” – Dr. Freckles
Do the Temple Grandin …
“NEWS”: Zero Hedge
Temple Grandin: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Temple-Grandin
DO IT:
- Sully Sullivan season 1 of “Ray Donovan” to Rosanna Arquette’s character: “Don’t worry, just promise to walk back to the car and wait there for us …”
- George killing Lenny.
- Every time the divorce attorney needs to “pay a quick visit” for the first time and it makes sense to call the fun aunt/uncle/frunkle/brother-dad to watch the kids … maybe take the kids to see a nice movie and eat pizza after, while mom and dad are “out”.
- And how we’ve been treated since 2020 … during BOBLIMPTOCK.
IRAN WAR OFF (again ???): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29191
Trump isn’t the only one to do this: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29180
Long Chat: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29184
IRAN WAR: off again?
“LONG CHAT”, have you used it?
TRUMP SAYS TO THE DEAD: “You didn’t fight in no war …”
PENULTIMATE
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260724_PENULTIMATE.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d
“NEWS”: Zero Hedge
Walleye Worries: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29166
Catfish Cancer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29163
MAGNETS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29145
UNLEADED CHOCOLATE?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29152
BLACK DEMON SHARK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29148
THE ULTIMATE THREAT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29139
OLD MAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29131
SETTLER IDEOLOGY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29128
TACO BELL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29122
MY-ABETES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29118
DAMN FAILURES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29113
DROUGHT and HOME INSURANCE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29109
HITTING ISRAELIS (and then there’s Professor Marandi, out of casting): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29105
What’s wrong WALLEYE?
CATFISH CANCER: transmissable?
MAGNET JUNKYARD BREADWICH HOPE
I made myself a sandwich out of eggplant and shame. I piled on cooter cheese and dog hair and dried stripper blood and old ground up peanut grease left over from last Easter. We put this shit in the oven at 400 degrees for 12 hours, until the material is a black puck and ready for power insertion.
I invite others over for dinner …
I usually add a RAMEN CASSEROLE. You smash up 6 ramen packets and mix in the beef flavor and a few eggs and spider legs. You add lima beans and durable battery acid substitutes from VIETNAM. If there are discarded fish from the wharf that even the seagulls and crows ignore? – then toss that harness-boog into the batch and watch it hatch parasite mystery flavor.
Within 72 hours, very few guests complain.
After such a hearty meal I head to the landfill for magnet fishing. I go with a magnet rod system and a geiger counter and a hooker from Australia named “Jade”. You’d be amazed by the kinds of SHITE we’d pull out of that swamp. Musker-birds, hunting the orphans from the zoo, would howl and cry as the night went by.
Sometimes we’d find old discarded radiological material from the cancer hospitals. Dark metal containers filled with radium and curium and einsteinium and other kinds of late night fun. We’d called in THREATS to the local ROCK’N’ROLL station, demanding nonstop Styx for 77 days, but now we’d have the dirty bombs to make it real … what a deal for just some work at the landfill.