Link: https://nypost.com/2023/07/08/boatjumping-tiktok-trends-claim-4-lives-in-6-months-in-alabama


"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“For the first time, we have been able to show, without a shadow of a doubt, that wild primates, with no human interference, consume fruit-containing ethanol …”
ALERT ALERT
SOBER-LIFE SHIT HEADS
These monkeys need help.
Link: https://phys.org/news/2022-03-monkeys-fruit-alcohol-booze.html

“Sober life: replacing one drug with another.” – Dr. Freckles
“People bitch and moan about ‘dichotomous thinking’, but THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUCKING DICHOTOMOUS THAN SOBER VS NOT-SOBER.” – Dr. Freckles
“My TL is LIT.” – Dr. Freckles
“Drinking whiskey, aka: PSYOP REPELLENT.” – Dr. Freckles
(hey – maybe this explains the sober-life-bimbo-eruption?)
“Whatever you do OBSESSIVELY, without reason, is probably going to harm you.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of sober-life people will end up adopting another obsessive and likely dangerous habit …
This is really fucked up, because I understand OCD – my dad had it really bad …
I’m thinking of checking in on sober life people, each day, and asking them “have you been drinking”
(every day)
“If the government tells you they’re GOING TO do ‘something’? a) they will never do it OR b) they are ALREADY DOING IT.” – Dr. Freckles
“Talking about how many days sober you are is like staring at a bottle of whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles