PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

UPDATE, 3/9/26, 5:14 PM PST: It looks like Papa Blump may have blinked on the road to armageddon, maybe. If so, then he pretty much just guaranteed the Iranians will have the bomb in less than a year.

1. TRUMP owns this.
2. MAGA owns this.
3. Every AIPAC politician owns this.
4. Which means a huge section of our nation and the elite are simply in service to Israel.
5. This will not end well.
6. It could escalate faster than you realize.
7. If it is an organic conflict and Iran has prepared? – it could shift in hours from victory favoring one side or the other and this could lead to the use of tactical nukes.
8. The new supreme leader is likely pro nuke now in Iran.

Israel can’t warn you: https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/israel-security/2026-03-07/ty-article/.premium/short-notice-rocket-alerts-are-due-to-operational-considerations-idf-says/0000019c-c7c8-d2c4-afde-f7cea4f60000

Here are some wildcards worth thinking about, not in any particular order:

1. Will Iran use its ability in the area of anti-satellite tech, and if they do could this trigger Kessler Syndrome?
2. Will Pakistan end up supporting Iran?
3. What does Egypt do? – I don’t mean the government, they are owned; I mean the people of Egypt.
4. Does China/Russia et al see the handwriting, finally, and decide on a decapitation strike against the USA? (MAD works against us in this case)
5. Does Trump try to invade Iran?
6. Are the Iranians getting advanced support in the form of electronic warfare from the Russians and the Chinese, to include experimental microwave man portable weapons? – this could be the true story behind the F-15 eagles dropping from the sky.
7. Does Iran have nukes and are these distributed to the separate 31 commands?
8. Can Iran incorporate a new design into their hypersonic warheads that would allow critical mass triggering of a low yield (tactical) nuclear weapon? By using the kinetic impact effect as the first stage VS high explosive.
9. If Iran has nukes, are any of them mounted on ballistic missiles?
10. Does the MOSSAD assassinate Bibi in order to forestall WW3 and the utter destruction of Israel?
11. What does $200/barrel oil look like? What happens to diesel prices immediately? What happens to the derivatives and CDS dark markets with >$200/barrel oil?
12. Can the USA rapidly increase its production of critical weapons? (probably not)
13. Will rational minds in WA DC join forces to impeach Trump and stop the war? (probably not) AIPAC owns our government at this point.
14. Will Israel exercise the SAMSON OPTION if Israel is threatened existentially?
15. What will regional “neighbors” do if it looks like Iran is winning?
16. Is the USA ready for a humiliating exodus from the Middle East, militarily?
17. How does a combined Hezbollah/Palestinian attack on Israel fare if they decide to hit Israel at a weak moment?
18. What does Saudi Arabia do?
19. What if the whole “democracy uprising” was bullshit, the number of dead reported was bullshit, and in reality the Iranian people are mostly unified against Israel and the USA? Research the impact of bombing campaigns on the German public in 1944.
20. Are neocons really trying to trigger the return of Christ?
21. Does the US military FINALLY abandon the Q-mythology and go into open mutiny?
22. Do today’s western military leaders fully understand the impact of the Iran-Iraq war?
23. Does the US/Israeli deep state use a NUCLEAR false flag to cement support against Iran?
24. Does this war trigger a US civil war? Are we being told the truth about the American public and its feelings about the war? Remember: the failures in the RUSSO JAPANESE war led to the 1905 revolution.
25. Will some of the blow back from this take the form of a FULL EPSTEIN document drop from some dissident in the US government? Think “Pentagon Papers”.
26. Does this conflict trigger a civil war in Israel? – as unlikely as this may seem, it’s also unlikely that most Israelis support this war. They might support easy targets like the poors in GAZA and the WEST BANK, but they really don’t want to fight a nation that can fight back. The atavistic nature of Israeli society might lead to armed camps fighting each other. This is one way the State of Israel fails – it becomes the new “Beirut” iykyk.
27. When does the soft underbelly of drone warfare suffer, the CPU manufacturing facilities? There are not that many relative to their impact, these are not hardened facilities. These are chokepoints.

Keep in mind, there are a few “countries” that were side effects of the world wars: one was Yugoslavia (WW1) the other was Israel (WW2) …