PLANETARY STATUS REPORT! - "GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" - Conspiracy Theory (1997)

October 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Family destination for the WHOLE murder nation …

Link: https://www.king5.com/article/news/nation-world/woman-charged-killing-husband-son-pennsylvania-resort/507-a7d4f887-1080-49b7-a676-df08a95b18e1

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Jerry …

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

First they came for the penguins …

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/10/13/science/worlds-largest-penguin-colony-collapses-due-to-climate-change/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

What I will enjoy …

“I will enjoy watching you all being torn to pieces by your ignorance.” – Dr. Freckles

October 13, 2026October 13, 2026

No such cases …

“There are no ‘bull’ or ‘bear’ cases for a crooked casino.” – Dr. Freckles

October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Jerry SEINFELD

Link: https://www.palestinechronicle.com/its-a-genocide-im-into-it-seinfeld-mocks-protest-over-palestinian-children-killed/

October 11, 2026October 11, 2026

R.O.T.A.B. is nearly here …

Link: https://www.tmz.com/2026/10/11/yorkshire-wildlife-park-tiger-will-not-be-euthanized/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

BABY KNOCK OUT DROPS …

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/baby-sleep-supplement-recalled-over-undeclared-alcohol-content/6CPAJ6LSM5DG7NS54DJZNVFQVA/

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

STDiarrhea …

Link: https://nypost.com/2026/10/08/health/sexually-transmitted-diarrhea-is-morphing-into-a-superbug/?utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

October 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Trump blames Trump for being Trump … (fify)

Link: https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-trump-putin-diesel-228ccf74b2848c1ff0ac23f038b37512?taid=6aca73628ff35e000139a359&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter