The Box: Lascelles Abercrombie (1910)

*** this poem was recommended by a new listener

Once upon a time, in the land of Hush-A-Bye,

Around about the wondrous days of yore,

They came across a kind of box

Bound up with chains and locked with locks

And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”

***

A decree was issued round about, and all with a flourish and a shout

And a gaily colored mascot tripping lightly on before.

Don’t fiddle with this deadly box,

Or break the chains, or pick the locks.

And please don’t ever play about with war.

***

The children understood. Children happen to be good

And they were just as good around the time of yore.

They didn’t try to pick the locks

Or break into that deadly box.

They never tried to play about with war.

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Mommies didn’t either; sisters, aunts, grannies neither

‘Cause they were quiet, and sweet, and pretty

In those wondrous days of yore.

Well, very much the same as now,

And not the ones to blame somehow

For opening up that deadly box of war.

***

But someone did. Someone battered in the lid

And spilled the insides out across the floor.

A kind of bouncy, bumpy ball made up of guns and flags

And all the tears, and horror, and death that comes with war.

It bounced right out and went bashing all about,

Bumping into everything in store.

***

And what was sad and most unfair

Was that it didn’t really seem to care

Much who it bumped, or why, or what, or for.

It bumped the children mainly. And I’ll tell you this quite plainly,

It bumps them every day and more, and more,

And leaves them dead, and burned, and dying

Thousands of them sick and crying.

‘Cause when it bumps, it’s really very sore.

***

Now there’s a way to stop the ball. It isn’t difficult at all.

All it takes is wisdom, and I’m absolutely sure

That we can get it back into the box,

And bind the chains, and lock the locks.

But no one seems to want to save the children anymore.

***

Well, that’s the way it all appears, ’cause it’s been bouncing round for years and years

In spite of all the wisdom wizzed since those wondrous days of yore

And the time they came across the box,

Bound up with chains and locked with locks,

And labeled “Kindly do not touch; it’s war.”

LITERALLY HITLER!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240722_Literally_Hitler.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

CATS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12811

Crowd Strike: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12804

Renaissance Fair: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12797

SAUSAGE EGG’Y CHEESEYO: STARS AND STRIPES: the horrible truth ….

Snakes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12728

It’s YOU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12744

GAZA OP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12738

GAZA and DRESDEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12769

Battle Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12750

Making NAZIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12775

How many kilotons?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12778

Nothing Left to lose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12781

Yemeni DRONE: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-says-tel-aviv-blast-apparently-caused-by-drone-2024-07-19/

Enlarged Trunk: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12725

DEATH POD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12821

EARMARKED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12710

Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12689

THE WAGYU BEEF CONSPIRACY …

CITIES (revisited): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12791

PERFECT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12794

Don’t comment on Trump’s “Shakespeare in the Park” performance …

RENAISSANCE FAIR

What if I told you the “renaissance fair” is concealment …

In reality: a sect of GLOOKS went underground in 1466. They determined that the coming modernity was LAME and wanted NOTHING of it … but … they liked wenches and beer … so the Amish path would not work.

ERGO (kingly trumpets): they came up with the “renaissance fair” idea …

And they’ve been hiding there, living there, breeding there, in plain sight … for centuries. The greatest living conspiracy in the history of conspiracies.

A proposed remake plot for that movie Michael Caine was in when he was heavy into cocaine …

“Worse than DRESDEN …” (is a huge underestimate)

Roughly 2,700 tons of TNT were dropped on Dresden, during the famous WW2 bombing raid. 127 square miles. This raid was considered one of the most horrific of WW2.

Between 25,000 and 70,000 tons of TNT (or 25 to 70 kilotons) have been dropped on GAZA since 10/7. GAZA is roughly 141 square miles.

That’s between 1 and 4 Hiroshimas, if we’re being conservative.

BUT MAGA FREAKS …

HOW MANY FUCKING KILOTONS OF TNT DO YOU NEED TO DROP ON 141 SQUARE MILES TO WIN?

JD Vance says “more”, but in military science that’s called vague.

Just answer that fucking question … if you can’t? – your team is probably losing.

Link: https://www.cnn.com/gaza-israel-big-bombs/index.html

BATTLE BOX …

“If your strategy works, according to your definition of victory? – then you accepted the cost of victory before the battle began.” – Dr. Freckles