“New age ‘prosperity/BMW’ Christianity is a bargaining position, not a faith.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t be afraid …
“Don’t be afraid to be brave.” – Dr. Freckles
SCREAM!
“Scream as if the world never hears your voice; no one, to include God, will ever call you lukewarm.” – Dr. Freckles
Cities and Predators
“Cities are simulations for convincing PREDATORS they are not predators.” – Dr. Freckles
Hobos and Lint Rollers …
“Hobos are like lint rollers: we pick up a LOT of knowledge, if we don’t die.” – Dr. Freckles
Bullies …
“Best protection against bullies: be more trouble than it’s worth.” – Dr. Freckles
Never too late …
“It’s never too late to fuck things up worse.” – Dr. Freckles
The WWW is a landfill, not a library …
“The internet isn’t so much a library, but more of a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
The McRib is BACK!
“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles
- a bunch of homeless people disappear from CA, kind of like the flu “disappeared” in 2020 …
- now McDonald’s announces: McRib is BACK!
(think)
The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …
ALL PEOPLE AGREE!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231116_All_People_Agree.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Oath Keepers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10192
You feel it?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10188
Eccles Building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10186
Melee: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10183
It is mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10180
Israel and Anti-Semitism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10178
My brain rejecting films: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10176
Hockey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10174
“IT WAS COVID-19 I TELLS YA!”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10172
Never give up!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10167
Robot kills man: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10164
All people agree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10139
Yelling “pandemic” in a crowded theater: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10157
The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10153
Chasing Waterfalls: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10151
Maintenance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10149
In a free world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10145
All I want for Christmas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10143
GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10137
FUCK YOU POSTMAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10075
A seashell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10119
Joy and the right thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10117
Gandalf: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10115
Bilbo’s .357: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10113
Facing the Tsunami: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10105
During a famine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10102