“Everyone has a RIGHT to be a MORON until they die.” – Dr. Freckles
Corollary:
“The key to learning is: DON’T DIE.” – Dr. Freckles
Tough is great …
“Tough is great, unless you have to live in the shadow of it.” – Dr. Freckles
Emulate 54,000 CRUNCHES …
“… EMULATE 54,000 CRUNCHES IN 12 MINUTES …”
NO FUCK YOU!
(fuck you)
Obsession VS Joy …
Another FUN THING about the Devil …
He LOVES IT when you’re OBSESSED: drugs, working out, food, sex, work, bitcoin, house flipping …
But the Devil DOES NOT want you to be happy.
(think on this)
Scientologists and 12 Steppers …
“Other than Scientologists, the next WORSE GROUP to antagonize are 12 steppers.” – Dr. Freckles
EAST GERMANY, BETTER HOT DOGS
“America right now is like East Germany during the Cold War, just with a better concessions stand.” – Dr. Freckles
Pain Killers and Trauma
“Pain killers don’t fix trauma, they hide it.” – Dr. Freckles
GOOD TAKES
“NO ONE has 100% good takes … except for me.” – Dr. Freckles
“Smart Devices” and Imbeciles
“Marshall McLuhan predicted that ‘smart devices’ would turn people into imbeciles.” – Dr. Freckles
Sometimes … really …
“Sometimes I hate TWITTER … sometimes I really HATE TWITTER.” – Dr. Freckles
Discuss: the EVIL queue, deleting tweets, delaying receipt, and message sequence reconstruction …