Sheena Easton …
“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Missouri teacher …
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
JAWS 2024!
Jaws will probably be a “bite in” candidate …
JAWSERVATISM:
The belief that JAWS has been around forever, and he’s the KING of the SEA … and if you are opposed to JAWS?
What ya gonna do?
Make him eat a scuba tank AND BLOW HIS HEAD OFF?
Come on …
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
MOON PROBE TO FAIL … (so not much news)
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
Pandas …
“Pandas are basically raccoons with diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYSTALS
“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles
A happy marriage …
“The key to a happy marriage is hypnotism.” – Dr. Freckles
Moar golems …
“Comic book franchises are a study in golems.” – Dr. Freckles
Garbage … (movie: CREATOR)
“Our civilization is now mostly garbage and special effects.” – Dr. Freckles
(the film CREATOR)
- empire
- death star
- luke skywalker ending
- mix in plot of “Children of Men”
- add extra poignancy
- dumbass plastic ending with “the star crossed lovers” exploding in death star
- fucking MOON COLONIES …
ZERO HEDGE has finally got: SUICIDE DRONES!
80% shit …
“80% of the advice offered on the WWW is 100% shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Growing old …
“It’s okay to grow old, it means you’re winning.” – Dr. Freckles
IDIOCRACY: and other impossibly dumb shit
“For Mike Judge: you don’t get 500 years to be stupid.” – Dr. Freckles
“Solutions”
“Solutions that are really new problem generators? – they do not end well.” – Dr. Freckles