“The most reviled of homeless caricatures are simply images of how the WORLD sees US foreign policy.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles
Where are we headed?
So many I once respected, I no longer trust with 5 bucks.
So many I once believed were good and kind have become monsters.
So many think RAPE and THEFT are okay, if you’re wearing a sky flag.
So many believe “yours is mine” – and cannot see where this leads …
So many children abandoned.
Too many generations misled …
Where are we headed?
We hired someone …
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We hired someone:
We’re getting SEA-FLOW up and running, so we’re hiring spider-herders and grease farmers and tube masters and gizz-specialists …
All kinds of new people at work.
We hired a 72 year old at work.
Yes, she’s hotter than my HORBLIX-GWERMER.
But she’s not my best pipe fitter. She doesn’t make skleeve pudding. She hasn’t seen me eat debly-tiger, and decided she loves my grease pipe anyway.
So, I’ll pass. Thanks.
There’s this new front desk girl named DERBY BENZ …
She has a garden with hens and talks about OLD TIME McNuggets. Her moms go to church at the 56th Eagle Chapel, where Doc Nord talks of Hell cannon and Moroccan Piss dreams … When the KEZ-MEN get done at lunch, and the heavous-salsa weighs heavy? – You can see them sizing things up, and imagining “late night copy center mix ups” … or something sleazy in the breakroom.
But not for me, I’m focused on SEA-FLOW …
We have a new delivery boy, he calls himself Thomas Bard.
His eyes are yellow and his hands shake, his mind is a graveyard of turbulence and horror. When you talk to him, he looks at you, stares inside your brain-case … and then just walks away, to move box mania further towards the END.
He ain’t no friend, not with cast iron smiles. He stinks of jerky and vodka and lost dimple franchise strippers.
But he’s not making gravy for Charlene no more.
Onion: keep pealing that onion, keep going down the hole …
MEME WAR 3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12511
Where it’s going: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12503
Wind Directions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12498
Eating People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12380
HIV Drug Commercials: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12426
Madness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12383
Coarseness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12390
What is Grinken Time?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12495
Danica and the Reptiles: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/06/26/danica-patrick-apparently-believes-justin-bieber-adele-are-lizard-people-discusses-how-to-spot-reptilians-on-her-podcast/
Protection racket for freedom: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12429
Dreams and Nightmares: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12370
Hackers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12397
LOVE and TECH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12434
Why the rush?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12401
Sheep dipping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12472
Millionth Council: “Every living thing on this planet has an aura. The area that you are discussing now is the aura of this planet. It is a communicative channel through which the Millionth Council governs this planet. Anyone going into this area when the communication channel is open do not disappear, but they are in the timeless void. They are all alive and well. It is the only area through which the council can communicate with this planet.”
MEME WAR TWO
“I don’t know about MEME WAR TWO, but MEME WAR THREE will use seashells.” – Dr. Freckles
SEPROCON
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SEPROCON:
On this day in 1865 the ZLOGON-FORCES of General Chives defeated the pirate lesbian navies of Queen Coozba …
All YOOP ARMIES are on alert …
When the RIMULACK DYRE PRIEST froze the Witch of Foof, we knew the gorgon would relinquish their control of QUADRANT 55. And the joob throng from Bunkton rose up against Mr Willy’s and their all day long Chinese buffet … and who stood up to that? The swarthy and dusky grob-legions from Texas Roadhouse.
On this date in 1865 Dr. Skleevis McDoogle discovered the healing power of SORBITOL …
He healed the orphans of sector 88 and left the woody blow-bin rascals to die in the lost desert of Tlyb.
On this day in 1865, the harlot minx forces of Genda Shloob took on the dragon warriors in region-XRAY. After several days of fighting the women folk of all tribes tore off their clothes and wrestled naked in the HOOKER PITS of Colorado.
We honor on this day the great battle between Captain Avatar of the ARGO and the NAZI ROBOT FORCES of Hizzler … the TIME HITLER …
After several parallel and ongoing time wars, the STAR FORCE under AVATAR was victorious, but the time line still sucks.
There was this day in 1865, 6/19 to be precise …
When Clint Jackson of the 45th XERXES DIVISION defeated MS-13 in the Battle of Gipsy. 45,000,000 people were killed that day, when the death star fired its ray and everyone learned they were gay.
But what about the Sklubbin-jergs that fought the skoogiz-knights?
WOOG soldiers were moving METH to the Roman Armies at Constantinople, when WOLF MAN JACK told the bell keepers to wrestle crocs in Baltimore. But we never knew the horrors of the ego-maniacs, the spezz-dormers, the ones that lived in the gutters and told tales of squirrel macaroni … that’s Seprocon too …
When will we tell the truth about Seprocon?
About the crimes it covers up and the false heroes it erects?
When will the GRIZZLY ADAMS types go back into the woods to harvest the owl-clams and feed on cougar-spice and trout tacos …
YOUR TIME IS NOW … and the breed is born late.
You don’t know …
There were 12 henchmen, armed with cucumber crossbows and singing songs of GOOBER NUTT PIZZA …
WE could have been KINGS … but we sold our peanut butter heritage for 500 acres and a TESLA. The glowing light of liberty was put out, and the government cheese cave was emptied.
A lot of folks are celebrating SEPROCON by eating BBQ … this is racist.
Some of you are watching Dave Chapelle while drinking a chilled white wine … this is also racist.
I can see YOU just grilling and chilling, smoking a doobie and listening to Bob Marley … this is so fucking racist.
Whiteness … what a curse.
whiteness is mainly about the bleak horror show that is the permanently disenfranchised slave cadres whose ancestors lived in a jungle hell and fought hard and lived thoroughly while harvesting cotton for an evil manor-lord who would whip and beat but never look at his broken soul … ya know …
Why can’t we fight for totalistic racialist justice?
We could build star cruisers, powered by advanced fission/fusion reactors, patrolling the edge of our solar system at 15% the speed of light …
Our DOG CHASING WAYS was distorted, and we settled for failed styrofoam schemes and wooden dreams, and SEPROCON left us cold.
On day one of the RACE WAR …
ZOGLON-DEMONS will ride Harleys down to Compton, so that the EAST LA FREAK GANGS can sell latinx pill boovula to the skulls.
Kids from the WONDER BREAD realm will score CRANK from Sam, but someone is gonna go for a “train ride” – probably your sister.
They want to pass laws legalizing TOOG-MEAT.
TOOG-MEAT is neat, it’s made from old discarded loved ones and delinquent youth running from the MAN.
The local store says “appealing shapes”: bacon, steak, dogs, lasagna … TOOG-MEAT in appealing shapes.
And you say you’re broke?
It’s over: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12411
COLON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12466
Knighthood: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12452
Just desserts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12478
Naïve Atheism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12447
Hanging Gardens: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12463
Patterns: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12455
Herpes Clear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12437
Dating: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12475
Life guards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12423
Colonoscopy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12469
Nobody is talking about it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12404
Food … price/quality
“While it’s true the price of food has gone UP, the quality of food has also gone DOWN – so that’s good.” – Dr. Freckles
Where it starts, where it’s going …
“At some point self defense becomes civil war, hard to say when/where – it’s a tipping point.” – Dr. Freckles
Wind directions …
“Wind directions are mostly consistent, until they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s Grinken Time?
“Those that live long enough to be remembered will be remembered for a long time.” – Dr. Freckles
Just desserts …
“He said ‘you’re getting your JUST DESSERTS!’ … and I thought he meant we’re skipping the meal and just having cake.” – Dr. Freckles
Dating …
“Dating?!? – they’re all harlots and witches and I have CINEMAX and Shannon Tweed.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheep dipping …
“Sheep dipping doesn’t usually happen once with a FED, it’s usually an ongoing process.” – Dr. Freckles
More thoughts on my colonoscopy …
What the camera video revealed …
How my specialist reacted to the colonoscopy video …
COLON
The doctor giving me the briefing after my first ever colonoscopy …
“Dan, we gotta take off … nuke the site from space … it’s the only way.”
Hanging gardens …
“If there were hanging gardens in Babylon? – then they must have been anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles
Seeing the patterns …
I had the same reaction to the “Assange News” that I had to the “Milei News” … same picture, same reaction. I get that people are going through tremendous waves of COPE right now, but at some point it will settle in that you are still being fucked with.
The simple fact is this:
You live long enough, stay observant, you will see patterns. All people can.
One of the great VICTORIES of the current cadre of controllers is that they’ve managed to hijack the pattern recognition by redirecting it at the “glowing rectangle” or “smart” device.
But put down your “smart” device … and just take in reality right now. You might start seeing patterns again, and then you might realize how fucked you are.
And then there’s the “Holocaust”, and I shudder at letting my mind drift there.
For the “Holocaust” to be a hoax, you would need high level coordination between the RED ARMY and US ARMY at the end of the war.
Is this impossible? – no … not given where I am at today with respect to the question of independence of action.
There are a few reasons to be wary of US strategic ground-war decision making, in Europe, towards the end of the War and the RACE for BERLIN … I believe Joseph Farrell’s work addresses some of these questions, but I don’t know … If you question the truth of the Holocaust, then you have to ask WHY would US and SOVIET militaries take part in this? – they would have, at a high level … It also directs you to a darker place with respect to the decision to drop the atom bomb on Japan.
But this is the thing:
The Holocaust became a psychological tool my whole life, and it “spun up” immediately after WW2 …
Since the history of the modern state of Israel is a history of WAR, the periods of warfare often coincided with dramatic pushes, from Hollywood, for films that support the message … “Exodus” is one such movie that comes to mind. “Cast a Giant Shadow” is another …
A critical point with “Cast a Giant Shadow”, many of the battle scenes are reminiscent of cowboy movies where the dread savages are always and everywhere attacking the innocent pioneers …
Does questioning the “Holocaust” mean you hate anyone, to include Hebrews?
This is a simple but not so easy question. My reason for questioning the Holocaust is more about how that narrative has been used to harm others, and possibly to enshrine a group of people as untouchable and to give them clout in society as “victims”, eternal clout.
The Holocaust is taught as absolute truth in the academic world – questioning it in any way is forbidden.
One of the main reasons questioning the Holocaust is forbidden is because there is still EVIDENCE today that has not been completely destroyed by time. There are still people alive, today, that a historian can interview.
1,000 years from now? – the academic world can afford a few questioners … but not right now
Climate hole …
This where I’m at with the “climate” …
a) it’s 50/50, something is changing AND TPTB are using geoengineering in the worst way possible to manage it
or
b) it’s 100% geoengineering – and, BTW, I include TSAR BOMBA in this story line
As far as the “climate change” guilt tripping – that’s too obvious, it’s the RICH blaming the poors for why “Rome is burning”, old story.
Let’s say the weather events are 100% engineered …
Let’s step back a second: what does it mean to be a fallen angel?
A fallen angel is TRAPPED.
Then imagine that this is a domed flat world.
Then consider that these evil fuckers tossed nukes into the sky for some serious of bizarre reasons.
And if you can’t break out of the prison? – you set fire to toilet paper rolls and start a riot.
Maybe you try to trigger a flood.
- fallen angels frustrated by an impossible wall to break through
- an angry leader that hates mankind
- prophecy that describes events that match much of this wretched Times of Noah bullshit
If you wanted to carry on a Satanic agenda like this, you would need full control.
Knighthood …
“A knighthood is simply another way of tricking someone into taking an oath to the Devil.” – Dr. Freckles
Atheism and the naïve …
I spent most of my life as an Atheistic and naive nihilist.
Then I found God walking beside me, and I became a cynical idealistic Christian …
(Book of Jonah is my hometown)
Herpes Clear
I am herpes clear.
I am 100% FREE of herpes.
I wanted to contract herpes with Shirley, the dock-walker down by the wharf. She has dark eyes, tells crazy lies, and lives with 9 cats named dog. She works the LATE NIGHTS and it’s out of sight when the sky bear calls and the kitten paradise opens her legs. I met her the first time at Buck’s retirement party, after he lost his boat to the lamprey near Sitka. And I swore I felt a lukewarm grease as I made her feel the full pipe, but even with that swipe I’m still HERPES CLEAR.
I used to hang out with the DURB BROTHERS down by Hagensville, where the pavers went on strike and the roads have turned to dust. There was this wench-woman named FRIDA who ran the protein-hustle for Doc Torg and the Ballard Vikings. She had a smear made of mites and frog testicles and fever sweat – she’d mix in some AMERICAN CHEESE and other spices … she swore it would give me herpes … But I’m still herpes clear … HERPES CLEAR!
When I was stationed in S. Korea, I met some chicks down range. I bought their drinks, it was part of the kink, they tell me about “8 way charlie” and I’d ask: “are you herpes clear?” They weren’t, but it didn’t matter – I tried to go ACES with the Midget of Tokuri, but I got lost in sage grass and Cody style crotch massages. Her lips were covered in sores, and more she didn’t care about the red drip. But I knew, if I could, I would contract herpes and take it home – so that all my friends could say … “Dan, you’re not herpes clear” … that would have been something.
China has created a herpes virus that manifests as cheeseburgers growing on your skin. In partnership with the Gates Foundation and the Vatican, they got this virus that will cause outbreaks, of tiny cheese burgers, on your skin … you just cut them off and eat them … but you won’t be herpes clear.