“Remember when they said the lambada would cure AIDs … I do.” – Dr. Freckles
THE MCRIB IS BACK!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231124_THE_MCRIB_IS_BACK.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
McRib is BACK:Â https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10197
Irish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10326
Fruit salad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10324
Always been some place: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10322
Y spel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10228
FULL STOP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10226
Aladdin’s Lamp: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10224
Start Raising: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10220
Humans do stupid and dangerous shit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10217
New Age Christianity: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10214
Don’t be afraid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10212
Scream: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10210
Cities and Predators: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10208
Hobos and lint rollers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10206
Bullies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10204
Never too late: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10202
WWW Landfill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10200
Cheeto Sexual: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10310
The Irish …
“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles
“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles
The Irish are known for driving snakes away …
(just saying)
Fruit salad …
“Fruit salad is the fruit cake of top ramen.” – Dr. Freckles
… always been someplace.
“My life: I’ve always been someplace.” – Dr. Freckles
THANKSGIVING ROAST
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231123_THANKSGIVING_ROAST.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Baby food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10297
YANTIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10295
Maybe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10292
My Thanksgiving meal: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10282
VAGINA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10286
Worst Yoda Ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10284
Synthetic End Times: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10277
Peloton Marketing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10275
Fakery and YouTube: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10273
Game Theory or Behaviorism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10271
Anti-Central Bank: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10265
Where did Fetterman Come From: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10263
Storing Urine in Jars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10261
I heard you last night: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10259
J6 was an IQ test: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10257
If I had an ONLY FANS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10251
Having a military: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10249
When YOUR GUY wins: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10247
Florida: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10244
Argentina: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10242
Worshiping Science: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10240
“you’re my only hope, really”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10236
Ginger kids: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10230
PASSPORT/ID FROM NIAGARA FALLS BOMBER:
Cheeto-Sexual
“Cheeto-Sexual is probably a thing, and if it isn’t? – it will be in five minutes.” – Dr. Freckles
BABY FOOD
YANTIS
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