“If they say they ‘hate to say it’, they love to say it.” – Dr. Freckles
Dr. Freckles’ Rules of Time Travel
The first rule of time travel:
If someone CAN build one, they will build one – no number of laws or cops will stop this.
BILLIONS will DIE!
I built a time machine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10996
One simple trick: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11001
Childcare Costs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11003
No Schrodinger’s Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11005
Don’t feed a hobo: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11012
Truth about Panda Express: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11030
Wealth Effect from Debt: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11032
Titty Soap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11038
Bombing the poors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11040
Billions will die: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11043
Garbage Dan: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11053
If you think the Ukraine War is real: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11058
There is no MAD with CRAZY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11060
Government is an extinction level event: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11062
Government can’t be trusted: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11070
Numb or Dumb: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11072
Commies and the FED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11074
No one ever gets paid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11076
Golfing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11083
Milei the Libertarian: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11086
Storm drain woman nailed it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11089
Squatting: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11094
Looking down at Earth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11097
Oh, Son of Boblimptock: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11127
TRAD MOM to ONLY FANS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11133
Spotting Trauma Monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11137
What is FAITH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11139
You were right: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11144
Government and Predators: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11148
Subway Club: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11150
SUBWAY CLUB
Government and predators …
“Government doesn’t stop predators, it gives them a place to hide.” – Dr. Freckles
You were right …
You were right,
I was wrong,
when I stuck that 20,
in your thong.
I was right,
you were weird,
when you called your boovula,
a dirty beard.
Faith …
“Faith is that moment you realize God is there, next to you.” – Dr. Freckles
Once you learn to do it …
“Once you learn to spot a trauma monkey, this shit turns into the Wizard of Oz real quick.” – Ivor Llewellyn
(a good guy who gave me preserves, fruit, and hope during a dark year)
ANTARCTICA!
“Antarctica: because TPTB trashed everywhere else.” – Dr. Freckles
TRAD MOM
“Trad-mom is a gateway cope on your way to OnlyFans.” – Dr. Freckles