SEA-FLOW: CURES BRAIN ANTS!
LITERALLY HITLER!
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240722_Literally_Hitler.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
CATS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12811
Crowd Strike: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12804
Renaissance Fair: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12797
SAUSAGE EGG’Y CHEESEYO: STARS AND STRIPES: the horrible truth ….
Snakes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12728
It’s YOU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12744
GAZA OP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12738
GAZA and DRESDEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12769
Battle Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12750
Making NAZIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12775
How many kilotons?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12778
Nothing Left to lose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12781
Yemeni DRONE: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-says-tel-aviv-blast-apparently-caused-by-drone-2024-07-19/
Enlarged Trunk: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12725
DEATH POD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12821
EARMARKED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12710
Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12689
THE WAGYU BEEF CONSPIRACY …
CITIES (revisited): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12791
PERFECT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12794
Don’t comment on Trump’s “Shakespeare in the Park” performance …
“20 BUCK CHUCK”
Kill the cats …
“Exploding COW with BIRD HERPES” or NOT?
RENAISSANCE FAIR
What if I told you the “renaissance fair” is concealment …
In reality: a sect of GLOOKS went underground in 1466. They determined that the coming modernity was LAME and wanted NOTHING of it … but … they liked wenches and beer … so the Amish path would not work.
ERGO (kingly trumpets): they came up with the “renaissance fair” idea …
And they’ve been hiding there, living there, breeding there, in plain sight … for centuries. The greatest living conspiracy in the history of conspiracies.
A proposed remake plot for that movie Michael Caine was in when he was heavy into cocaine …
Perfection …
“If you get caught up in perfect, you never do better.” – Dr. Freckles
Cities and cemeteries and time …
“CITIES: you don’t homestead in a cemetery, pending.” – Dr. Freckles
Nothing left to lose …
“Nothing left to lose but victory.” – Dr. Freckles
How many kilotons …
“I just want to know how many kilotons till the end.” – Dr. Freckles
Making NAZIs …
“Bomber Harris made a LOT of good NAZIs.” -Dr. Freckles
“Worse than DRESDEN …” (is a huge underestimate)
Roughly 2,700 tons of TNT were dropped on Dresden, during the famous WW2 bombing raid. 127 square miles. This raid was considered one of the most horrific of WW2.
Between 25,000 and 70,000 tons of TNT (or 25 to 70 kilotons) have been dropped on GAZA since 10/7. GAZA is roughly 141 square miles.
That’s between 1 and 4 Hiroshimas, if we’re being conservative.
BUT MAGA FREAKS …
HOW MANY FUCKING KILOTONS OF TNT DO YOU NEED TO DROP ON 141 SQUARE MILES TO WIN?
JD Vance says “more”, but in military science that’s called vague.
Just answer that fucking question … if you can’t? – your team is probably losing.
Link: https://www.cnn.com/gaza-israel-big-bombs/index.html
BATTLE BOX …
“If your strategy works, according to your definition of victory? – then you accepted the cost of victory before the battle began.” – Dr. Freckles
