Category: Planetary Status Reports

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LITERALLY HITLER!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240722_Literally_Hitler.mp3

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CATS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12811

Crowd Strike: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12804

Renaissance Fair: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12797

SAUSAGE EGG’Y CHEESEYO: STARS AND STRIPES: the horrible truth ….

Snakes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12728

It’s YOU: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12744

GAZA OP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12738

GAZA and DRESDEN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12769

Battle Box: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12750

Making NAZIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12775

How many kilotons?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12778

Nothing Left to lose: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12781

Yemeni DRONE: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-military-says-tel-aviv-blast-apparently-caused-by-drone-2024-07-19/

Enlarged Trunk: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12725

DEATH POD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12821

EARMARKED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12710

Literally Hitler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12689

THE WAGYU BEEF CONSPIRACY …

CITIES (revisited): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12791

PERFECT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12794

Don’t comment on Trump’s “Shakespeare in the Park” performance …

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RENAISSANCE FAIR

What if I told you the “renaissance fair” is concealment …

In reality: a sect of GLOOKS went underground in 1466. They determined that the coming modernity was LAME and wanted NOTHING of it … but … they liked wenches and beer … so the Amish path would not work.

ERGO (kingly trumpets): they came up with the “renaissance fair” idea …

And they’ve been hiding there, living there, breeding there, in plain sight … for centuries. The greatest living conspiracy in the history of conspiracies.

A proposed remake plot for that movie Michael Caine was in when he was heavy into cocaine …