“STAR WARS is just the bright-siding of THX-1138.” – Dr. Freckles
Robert Duvall crawled out of that THX-1138 hole …
And what did he find?
(STAR WARS)
Bukowski of Yodas …
“I am the Bukowski of Yodas.” – Dr. Freckles
Schrodinger’s Dog? – nah … (no one would even pretend to do that to a dog)
“You can have a Schrodinger’s Cat experiment, but you can’t do that with a dog – think on it.” – Dr. Freckles
Childcare
“Fun fact: your childcare costs go down if you can trust your neighbors.” – Dr. Freckles
STOLEN GASOLINE
A time machine …
“I think I built a time machine, I think I made things worse.” – Dr. Freckles
Social Security Bright Siding
“At this point? – debating whether Social Security remains solvent is bright siding … no matter your position.” – Dr. Freckles
Weed, Whiskey and the Devil …
“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles