Category: Boblimptock

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Irish-Hitler

“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles

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I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3

I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.

I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.

I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.

I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.

It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.

The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!

You live on Planet 3 …

There are 3 ways to fall …

There are 3 ways to go …

There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …

Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?

A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.

You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …

You have 3 years until you are broke …

There are 3 ways to master a flute …

There are 3 rules inside your mind.

Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!

THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)

3 tunnels in the ground …

3 flares are fired at midnight.

3 sounds shatter the silence.

3 shots rung out, eh JFK?

3 villages glowing in phosphorous …

3 people lay dead.

3 children pledge a vow.

3 years they plan revenge.

3 more graves to be dug.

THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”

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Swimming pools …

I don’t think alcohol is good or bad.

I don’t think cigarettes are good or bad.

I don’t think guns or chainsaws or sticks of dynamite are good or bad.

And if you do think “objects”, without sentience, are “good” or “bad”, then BAN FUCKING SWIMMING POOLS …

(to stop drowning)

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A healing salve …

If you make a healing salve,
from dead cat and old calf,
you bake the bread of bone and blood,
then chisel out your rendered cud …

And from that soup,
your mind will see,
a healthy face,
for all to see.

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Horrible suspicions …

I have horrible suspicions as to WHY they’ve been conducting strategic military psychological warfare, at a high intensity, since early 2020 …

I have these suspicions, in many ways logical – but not enough evidence.

And I fear shit will go sideways before we ever know why, for sure.

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WIZARDS

“Wizards”

I was thinking about certain “workflow tools” and “wizards” that exist in the world of web design and programming generally … and how, like Gandalf, they’re really a fucking disappointment. You end up with worse problems to unwind, later, that you dump on your replacement.

BTW …

If some mother fucker comes to your door and says “YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE TO SAVE THE WORLD”? – they are a grifter, and full of shit. The world doesn’t succeed or fail on the whims of any one person.

However – the world can turn sideways, or improve, based on ENOUGH people.

Gandalf’s “elevator pitch” is a lot of fear and intimidation bullshit.

(and Bilbo should have blown that mother fucker away)

And the good guys win? – you probably end up with a WORSE of EYE of SAURON.

(voters and statists do what they do)

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501C3

The 501C3 doesn’t help you, not really … you can tell me about “tax deductions”, but that’s low energy bullshit.

It creates MORE STATE RELIGIONS …

And ties their ideology to whomever is tyrant TODAY.