THE RULES of TIME TRAVEL

Rule 1: if time travel is possible someone already did it, and it wasn’t you.

Rule 2: you can never go home again, once a jump occurs the “future” you came from becomes a probability cloud again.

Rule 3: you don’t know nothing about time travel until you’ve done it.

Rule 4: the fractor is the time traveler, the fractor survives paradoxes, because the FRACTOR is cursed.

Rule 5: you can’t travel through time. What you CAN DO is dilate the NOW such that the trailing edge (the past) extends into the past, while the leading edge (the future) always remains fixed. You dilate the present, extending the trailing edge to max (assume 50 years), you will create “Mandela Effects” and deja vu, and other anomalies, consciousness might be preserved, but in physical terms the world you left is now erased, like lopping off a branch of a tree. And while outcomes MIGHT turn out the same, you will never know, another BRO will be banging your WIFE … but she looks like you. You can travel in the dilated NOW, and this explains super position, and the “cat is dead or alive” paradox, and other problems in quantum mechanics: the unresolved NOW.

Rule 6: TO GO BACKWARDS IN TIME you use inverse holographic projection to distribute anti-photons (negative energy) throughout a 3D body in order to change it’s STATE vis-a-vis the dilated present. And like a lead brick sinking into wet concrete, your ship will drift to the edge of the NOW, and you turn off the time drive and the FUTURE is now reset to the WHEN you are at. For forward travel, which is simpler if not as controversial, you can fix [x,y,z] vector while only changing (t) by doing the same with ordinary photons, calibrated to electron field energy levels.

THIS IS CLOSE, this could also explain “boblimptock” …

More than a decade ago I proposed a thought experiment: what if you could produce weapons grade fissionable material without breeder reactors, without centrifuges, and you could use just about any element on the periodic table?

And if this were possible, I said 10+ years ago, then it follows that someone will do it, and it will scale and costs will drop rapidly; to the point that in 10 years (now) a person could buy this basement bomb factory for < $100 million dollars. And the prices keep dropping from there …

Imagine a deeply inverse-holographic gamma ray laser array that could turn a living person into a “fissionable jenga tower” … put it in a drone … you wanna be 15 miles away.

Simple investing advice … BTFD till DOOMSDAY

HEURISTIC: BTFD till DD

No matter what happens today …

Are the lights still on?

You still getting your WWW porn?

As long as there is food at the grocery store, it’s healthy enough to eat, and you can afford it? – buy the dip.

Buy the dip until the grocery no longer sells meat.

(which could be coming soon)

(but for now)

They will pump the markets well passed doomsday …

ELON’S BABY

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250404_ELONS_BABY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Personal notes:

  1. been super depressed about worldwide retardation and what it means
  2. I have enough commonsense to know you don’t “build pyramids” with billions of sick and dying retards
  3. retards don’t want to look up, even once, but pretend the sky they “see” in their glowing rectangle is the only MAGA-SKY worth seeing
  4. I’ve been selling more t-shirts
  5. I don’t want to give up on the book, but I wish I had the money to hire a proof reader
  6. Cyberstalkers still doing their shit
  7. it’s all okay

Special Lucky Cat:

TENDY’S FORTUNES

Elon’s Baby: https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/03/31/elon-musk-manchild-ashley-st-claire-baby-child-support-laura-loomer/

THE STORY:

Elon plowed his rod spice into my
butt type boovula shit tube.

Elon's baby is growing in my sphinctous,
its dergin fresh style silicon GOOSE
bends the insides into coffee milk getaway juice.

SOUP master, that's what he calls himself,
dangling his JIMMY JOHNS as he hangs brains and
massages my poop door.

I fart,
stirred by his manly pressing against the shit
button.

I CREATED BUTTER CUSS,
and spread the cheeks so his TIBBLY OIL could
dance all the way down, to my burnet-boil and
fuse to make a shit baby.

And that shit baby grows each day.

It could be the percocet and not drinking water.

Could be the cheese and turnip oil.

But I know Elon loves this bunctous baby.

Pandemics: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19639

CIA and drug trade (what else is Fentanyl used for): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19633

GIVE my WIFE AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19630

MORE FOOD RELATED MISHAPS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19627

GREENLAND RIDDLE (climate collapse and fresh water): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19623

Activist from the beginning: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19621

Adolf Smokey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19615

ET TU DANE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19605

Class of 1984: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19590

Tell the truth again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19654

What about the roads: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19656

Locking shit down: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19685

MOAR of my JEWISH HATRED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19674

No dual citizens harmed: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19671

USS Liberty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19669

A little truth shines through: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19666

GAY and FAGGY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19664

Less not more: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19661

Luigi and his back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=19659

SAME PERSON …

“The very same person who will tell you cars are evil? – will also tell you if there’s no government, there’s no roads. This is called gaslighting.” – Dr. Freckles