Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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COMPLY

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260108_COMPLY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

ICE, ICE, BABY (George Floyd Part Deux): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24585

Time: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24582

Humans: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24579

VATICAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24575

Science of Identity: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24571

Total Loyalty: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24568

Sexual Assault in the military: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24561

Why?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24555

GUNBOAT Diplomacy (deploymacy?): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24533

Sick of it Apolcalypse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24546

Repeat, look into mirror: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24543

Free Albino Gorilla Meat for LIFE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24529

It’s Shelter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24604

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Why?

I saved you for bacon paradise falls, carousing with kindle spirits, and your curtain rod love affair with BILL doomed us. Why did I save you?

I served your gungous-MOM in the caverns of Elbis, while robot turgin-nords observed my broken body and bloody stool. You couldn’t stop my pubic fury, why would you try. I had sky juice on the loose looking towards a broken ceiling of zazzy hazy madness. Why did I serve you when my anus was prolapsed?

I remember standing in the burning sun with my 6 armies, prepared to storm the outskirts of S’compton, in search of boovula magic sauce and the 8 oils of complete womanly exultation. I gathered rubies and emeralds and monkey gold and gave these gifts to my wives, and i GAVE THEM TO YOU MAN … and you took the loot and went for your skoot out to the edge of the solar discus. Why did I stand there when your own genital crabs had aids?