“It’s shelter, NOT a long term stable investment; many will learn this soon, Black Rock can’t buy all the houses, and it’s gonna hurt.” – Dr. Freckles
You’ve seen this dumb movie …
Entropy, death, landlords …
“Time is our landlord, rent is due.” – Dr. Freckles
HUMANS == ELE
“The human race is its own extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
The Honest History of the Catholic Church
“Studying the honest history of the Catholic Church turns you into either an Atheist or a Protestant; if you’re a sociopath, you are soulless anyways – just keep doing your POPE thing.” – Dr. Freckles
Spoiler: nuns molest kids too (ask me how I know)
SCIENCE of IDENTITY FOUNDATION
Total Loyalty
“Trump loves to surround himself with compromised people, you ever wonder why?” – Dr. Freckles
Why?
I saved you for bacon paradise falls, carousing with kindle spirits, and your curtain rod love affair with BILL doomed us. Why did I save you?
I served your gungous-MOM in the caverns of Elbis, while robot turgin-nords observed my broken body and bloody stool. You couldn’t stop my pubic fury, why would you try. I had sky juice on the loose looking towards a broken ceiling of zazzy hazy madness. Why did I serve you when my anus was prolapsed?
I remember standing in the burning sun with my 6 armies, prepared to storm the outskirts of S’compton, in search of boovula magic sauce and the 8 oils of complete womanly exultation. I gathered rubies and emeralds and monkey gold and gave these gifts to my wives, and i GAVE THEM TO YOU MAN … and you took the loot and went for your skoot out to the edge of the solar discus. Why did I stand there when your own genital crabs had aids?
Sick of it apocalypse …
“Any machine intelligence smart enough to FIX all of our bullshit would quickly get sick of all our bullshit.” – Dr. Freckles
REPEAT in front of the MIRROR in your BATHROOM with the LIGHTS OUT at MIDNIGHT on SHROOMS!
YOU’RE THE FIRE CHARGER!
YOUR WOMAN IS TOAD JELLY!
YOU HAVE POND SWALLOW PUDDLE FLOWER MAGIC IN YOUR HEART!
WHY DON’T YOU CALL ME?
FUCK YOU!
I HAVE BUTT REAL KEPLER FILTH IN MY RIM-RAM!
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME YONGOUS!
SEPARATE YOURSELF FROM THE FILTH!
FIND PURITY IN SOUP!
IF THE WORLD DOESN’T FALL APART THIS YEAR THEN MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY COME TOGETHER …
YOUR SPIRIT DRAGON IS FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S BEST FRIEND LESLEY.