Month: November 2023

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THE MCRIB IS BACK!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231124_THE_MCRIB_IS_BACK.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

McRib is BACK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10197

Irish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10326

Fruit salad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10324

Always been some place: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10322

Y spel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10228

FULL STOP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10226

Aladdin’s Lamp: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10224

Start Raising: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10220

Humans do stupid and dangerous shit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10217

New Age Christianity: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10214

Don’t be afraid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10212

Scream: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10210

Cities and Predators: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10208

Hobos and lint rollers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10206

Bullies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10204

Never too late: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10202

WWW Landfill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10200

Cheeto Sexual: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10310

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The Irish …

“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles

“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles

The Irish are known for driving snakes away …

(just saying)

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THANKSGIVING ROAST

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231123_THANKSGIVING_ROAST.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Baby food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10297

YANTIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10295

Maybe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10292

My Thanksgiving meal: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10282

VAGINA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10286

Worst Yoda Ever: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10284

Synthetic End Times: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10277

Peloton Marketing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10275

Fakery and YouTube: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10273

Game Theory or Behaviorism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10271

Anti-Central Bank: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10265

Where did Fetterman Come From: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10263

Storing Urine in Jars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10261

I heard you last night: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10259

J6 was an IQ test: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10257

If I had an ONLY FANS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10251

Having a military: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10249

When YOUR GUY wins: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10247

Florida: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10244

Argentina: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10242

Worshiping Science: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10240

“you’re my only hope, really”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10236

Ginger kids: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10230

PASSPORT/ID FROM NIAGARA FALLS BOMBER:

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YANTIS

YANTIS moves fast down the trail, the one behind your house. He hears your farts and counts your poops. He seeks after hustler jelly and hooker style anal hookups … with lasers … and hydraulic lifters.

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My Thanksgiving Meal …

I’ll be making Ol’ Mangies Toogat Soup … eating it alone in my camper, in the dark.

Recipe:

Mix gravel and diesel and metal shavings and broken glass – along with turnip-worms and dried yellowjackets … don’t cook it … not unless you want to ruin the flavor.

It’s so good.

There’s an entrée I’m preparing for Thanksgiving tomorrow …

It takes time and patience, like scaling the mountains of Horg and seeking after Queen Lustra’s POWER JUICE, but knowing you’re not really Clint Eastwood.

You take baked beans and old hairspray and mineral spirits and mix this into a large bowl …

You then mix in toadstools and x-ray bugs …

Eat this, while watching old episodes of Twilight Zone alone …

currying daggly yolk and massaging merg-shank

yep – cutting up scribbly greens right now … pre-heating the tsongas-beef … making sure I have hyle-gravy.

You go down to the wharf, and meet Tony …

He hooks you up with Sharon, and then things get fun.

You pile CRAB into a swangus-stew pot, and mix in crag-nuts and cat droppings and lost storg-larva …

And it takes some getting used to, especially when your anus starts to bleed.

I put the gumbous-beast in the oven …

Getting craggle-berry waffle juice ready …

Making a slurry of mac+cheese+green beans …

Happy Thanksgiving, really …

Saturnalia begins … with the ritual of the dead bird.

There are blues – fentanyl pills …

Then there are the blues-travelers, fentanyl pills dipped in PCP …

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VAGINA

“If you accidentally eat semen out of your woman’s vagina that was placed there by another man? – your relationship has problems.” – Dr. Freckles

Definition – “SKANK”: any woman that would let you eat another man’s semen out of her vagina without you knowing it

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Synthetic End Times

“Synthetic End Times” Theory: the belief, similar to “blue beam” and not mutually exclusive with it, that TPTB or deep state would fake the end-times narrative to hoodwink Christians.

There are a few implications, including God does not exist or God is not Who I think He is …

But I don’t believe God is a deceiver, and I think there are many hurdles to disrupting God’s plan.

And if I believed in this theory? – I’d skip the hump and go directly to “Simulation Theory”.

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Where did FETTERMAN come from?

Where did Fetterman really come from?

(he looks like he came from some crooked bio-splicing lab)

It makes me think of Lennie from Of Mice and Men …

I’m working on a sequel/fan-fic to Mice and Men …

“Of Mice and Men 2: Lennie’s Bloodlust” …

The premise …

Lennie IS NOT dead … the gun George used was old and had bad ammo … and Lennie’s head was thick, so he was knocked into a deep coma …

But Lennie comes out of the coma, and seeks revenge on Curley and his wife and Slim and George …

“Lennie” is like government …

(it means well, maybe)

(but it WILL crush your dreams, like a mouse in Lennie’s hands)

I don’t know the REAL ORIGIN STORY of Solomon Grundy – but LENNIE’S STORY would be LIT.

Be like: Marvel calls me …

I like: sure, give me a million.

It’s a movie in 2 years … or less.

It do.

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I heard you last night …

I heard you, my pussy willow … I heard you last night.

I heard you last night, in your bedtime sweat …

You got home late from work, and turned on the “personal massager” …

You thought about our time in Splunkton, and how I ungudoolated your boovula …

I heard YOU harlot woman …

When you spoke your sour words into the phone and broke my heart into pieces …

I heard you when you got that restraining order, and I sort of didn’t hear you … you know what I mean?

But I stay there, in the woods by the river, not far from where you live baby … and I’m waiting.

Waiting for love.