Month: November 2023

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The McRib is BACK!

“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles

  • a bunch of homeless people disappear from CA, kind of like the flu “disappeared” in 2020 …
  • now McDonald’s announces: McRib is BACK!

(think)

The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …

Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of

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ALL PEOPLE AGREE!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231116_All_People_Agree.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Oath Keepers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10192

You feel it?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10188

Eccles Building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10186

Melee: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10183

It is mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10180

Israel and Anti-Semitism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10178

My brain rejecting films: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10176

Hockey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10174

“IT WAS COVID-19 I TELLS YA!”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10172

Never give up!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10167

Robot kills man: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10164

All people agree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10139

Yelling “pandemic” in a crowded theater: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10157

The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10153

Chasing Waterfalls: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10151

Maintenance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10149

In a free world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10145

All I want for Christmas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10143

GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10137

FUCK YOU POSTMAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10075

A seashell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10119

Joy and the right thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10117

Gandalf: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10115

Bilbo’s .357: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10113

Facing the Tsunami: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10105

During a famine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10102

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You feel it?

Anyone else feel like this?

Anyone else feel like one day they will have 20 wives and impregnate them and raise a new super race?

I think breeding my own private army of super people, based upon my highly advanced semen, is a great goal.

You know you have powerful spunk, and the women are AFRAID of its citrus flavor and the turbulent energy bottled up in your JAM …

They will cum from miles around to kneel before you and your CANAL-TUBE … and the green smoke blows …

You ever think about that?

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All people agree …

All people are becoming more hateful of WOMEN and their female confusion.

The GRAND WAR of the BOOTY ZONE is why …

All people are breaking down into SHAME-TRIBES, with the goal of isolating those parts of women-folk that suck the most, and replacing those parts with cigarette butts and stale beer.

WOMEN are to be re-engineered as YOOB-RINDS, made of cat fur and long lost deer carcasses …

And their minds will be dental floss and nail polish remover …

All people agree about this.

I think a lot of nice people agree that we have to harvest old people as taco meat and for chili and curry …

We can come up with all kinds of woolly-headed reasons for NOT grinding up people over 60 into meat patties … but aren’t you tired of the division and the woke politics?

So get to it … start chopping.

Most people agree we should breed panthers, armed with neck mounted 9 mm gatling guns … to patrol our streets man …

They can feed on the homeless and German tourists …

A lot of people think this would be a good idea …

I would name my first boy Klaarg … and my first daughter Ferocia …

People are generally consistent with regards to …

I think I’m going to call my next girlfriend “puddle flower” …

(see how long that relationship lasts)

People ponder this …

Some of you are klez-realm jergers, whereas others are festering weasel-bats and their minds are filled with jerpies …

That’s what makes you special, and why we love you.

Some believe …

Some people think they know the truth, and they tell it to you. But these people …

These people might be dimensional travelers or bigfoot or moth men … they might be shadow people, living in the cracks … the crevices …

There might be a shadow person living in your woman’s hole.

And many agree on this.

John Hughes’ movies were really part of MK-ULTRA …

“GIVE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD!”

The worst part about watching a video like this isn’t the schadenfreude … it’s the realization that this is NOTHING compared to what’s coming …