Month: December 2023

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TRIKE VIEW

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231218_TRIKE_VIEW.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

STRAAG ZONE RAMPAGE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=2904

CLINICAL TRIALS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10501

Hovercraft Rosebud: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10492

Thankyou == Fuck You: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10488

TRIKE VIEW: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10484

Dragon Hill Friendship: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10478

We Had Pam Grier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10474

The Spotify thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10448

The Farce: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10446

Bite the hand: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10429

ZIONISM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10427

Penis Curse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10422

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ANGER EMERGENCY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231217_ZONE_Z_RAY_ANGER_EMERGENCY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Declaring an emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10591

Santa Unchained: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10588

Naked Lunch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10586

I’m not getting smarter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10584

Scale: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10580

Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10578

I’m a hermit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10576

I’ve been naming the deer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10574

Wants and needs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10572

Jimmy Buffet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10570

Swimming pools: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10566

Healing salve: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10564

China’s Potemkin Villages: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10562

Twitter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10560

Horrible suspicions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10558

The most common lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10555

Wizards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10552

First they came for the anarchists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10550

Saved the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10548

501C3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10546

FUCKING PINEAPPLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10539

How can we?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10536

Alex Jones: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10534

The Antichrist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10532

Davy Jones’ Locker: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10529

If democracy worked: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10527

The real pandemic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10524

Plan 10 from outer space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10521

It’s a trap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10519

Wars and armies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10517

Drinks with a Dane: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10514

Ultimate mind fuck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10512

A free republic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10510

A piece of land: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10508

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I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3

I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.

I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.

I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.

I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.

It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.

The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!

You live on Planet 3 …

There are 3 ways to fall …

There are 3 ways to go …

There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …

Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?

A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.

You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …

You have 3 years until you are broke …

There are 3 ways to master a flute …

There are 3 rules inside your mind.

Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!

THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)

3 tunnels in the ground …

3 flares are fired at midnight.

3 sounds shatter the silence.

3 shots rung out, eh JFK?

3 villages glowing in phosphorous …

3 people lay dead.

3 children pledge a vow.

3 years they plan revenge.

3 more graves to be dug.

THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”

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Scale …

“Democracy could never scale.” – Dr. Freckles

In many ways, the flaws inherent in democracy are predicted by the “calculation problem”.

The “utopian democrat” wants to pretend that some “honest vote” will yield valid predictors for resource allocation – but what if that’s just the same communist error.

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What do you want … and need.

“When it comes to creatures in this world that might be self aware and conscious of their existence, whether it’s African grey parrots or dogs or dolphins or octopus or even cats, we should ask: what do they want and need? – not how can I torture them into behaving.” – Dr. Freckles

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Swimming pools …

I don’t think alcohol is good or bad.

I don’t think cigarettes are good or bad.

I don’t think guns or chainsaws or sticks of dynamite are good or bad.

And if you do think “objects”, without sentience, are “good” or “bad”, then BAN FUCKING SWIMMING POOLS …

(to stop drowning)

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A healing salve …

If you make a healing salve,
from dead cat and old calf,
you bake the bread of bone and blood,
then chisel out your rendered cud …

And from that soup,
your mind will see,
a healthy face,
for all to see.

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Horrible suspicions …

I have horrible suspicions as to WHY they’ve been conducting strategic military psychological warfare, at a high intensity, since early 2020 …

I have these suspicions, in many ways logical – but not enough evidence.

And I fear shit will go sideways before we ever know why, for sure.

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WIZARDS

“Wizards”

I was thinking about certain “workflow tools” and “wizards” that exist in the world of web design and programming generally … and how, like Gandalf, they’re really a fucking disappointment. You end up with worse problems to unwind, later, that you dump on your replacement.

BTW …

If some mother fucker comes to your door and says “YOU ARE THE ONLY HOPE TO SAVE THE WORLD”? – they are a grifter, and full of shit. The world doesn’t succeed or fail on the whims of any one person.

However – the world can turn sideways, or improve, based on ENOUGH people.

Gandalf’s “elevator pitch” is a lot of fear and intimidation bullshit.

(and Bilbo should have blown that mother fucker away)

And the good guys win? – you probably end up with a WORSE of EYE of SAURON.

(voters and statists do what they do)