“A lot of folks are holding cotton candy, and it’s about to rain.” – Dr. Freckles
RETARDIS …
“You’re RE-TARDIS …”
“What does that mean?”
“There’s even more empty space in your head than would be expected.”
Lifestyle brands …
“Sea-Flow is a LIFESTYLE brand.” – Dr. Freckles
Reality …
“The more time you give to synthetic reality, the more actual reality falls apart.” – Dr. Freckles
SCHOOL
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240616_SCHOOL.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
FECAL MATTER:
Some stuff we need to talk about … to random people … to see what happens.
When you walk into your favorite restaurant or taco bar, focus your eyes on the fingernails of the people preparing your food …
What’s that you see?
Dried blood and and fecal matter, urine stains and semen? Particles of that get into your food, they don’t care. They don’t wash their hands after they poop, and some of them will scratch their cracks before putting together your BLT on RYE.
There’s a THREEBLE FUNK SHOCK ARMY forming up outside of Nashville, TN. Thrimblin-ford wrestlers are covered in mountain spikes, and their herg-bossom jugglers are wearing skimping outfits, and covering themselves in splizz-oil and monkey-paste.
They don’t wash their hands or feet. They pick at scabs as they make your “garden salad”, and the uber driver wipes his sweat onto your burger king delivery.
Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12339
SCHOOL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12097
Wrestling a woman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12225
Like it used to be: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12089
Gig Economy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12055
Don’t make her mad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12186
Humane Treatment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12064
Biscuits and Gravy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12111
Where could it be coming from?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12091
Moar Government
“Government: one long manufactured emergency.” – Dr. Freckles