There’s a rumor …
5 MEXICAN TACO STYLE army groups have formed up along the TEXAS BORDER. Laredo cowboys are being jumped by TIA MAZE-PIZZA heroes and their ZEROED OUT monkey missile glider assembly.
MEXICAN GENERAL JOSE TAMPICO has told his men to “get ready to fuck them”.
There’s a rumor that astronaut surgeons are illegally enhancing BOOB SIZE on the MOON. DUSTY HOOKERS from DALLAS are taking Elon’s TITTY EXPRESS to the LUNAR PHASE CLUB where DOCTOR ROB uses discarded and excess military surgical supplies to alter your whole outlook and add PEP to your daily motion.
Some people discount the spatial disturbances and WORLD CHANGING vibration of MOON BASED surgical operations. But they take your body and mount it upon the VORTEXITRON where pebbles and stones are packed into your open wounds and wholes and then it’s all sealed up with formagasket and bondo.
There’s a rumor that masked men have entered BURGER KING.
YOU’VE GOT JUKEBOX SWINGERS selling whiskey paradise to the HIGHWAY scum from BOSTON. They buy french fries and burger cakes and cheese swirls, and the BK goes BLANK as HANK CASSIDY vomits worm juice on the cashier. Burger King does not refund vomit, and this is not well known.
THERE’S A RUMOR ABOUT A NEW KIND OF SUPER FOOD!
A powerful meat scar from DOWN SOUTH!
ALBINO GORILLA, RAISED BY MEXICANS TO FEAR NOTHING!
And this is all made possible by SEAFLOW INC and our numerous farms and rancheros all up and down the coast of del sol. Carpet nostril traders ream the profits from mixing the baby albino gorilla sales with other spider monkey sausage products from FRANCE.
SO BE CAREFUL …
