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You know how you have memories as a kid about special times with lovely nice people?
How friends and family came together to celebrate holidays and festivities with breezy and easy drinking of whiskey and wine and having a good old time?
Maybe someone got angry and started yelling, maybe?
But those were nice times …
I remember as a kid it didn’t really feel like XMAS, not really, until momma put the albino gorilla baby on the spit to roast … and that flavor, with the sage and mint rub … it just felt like the holidays, special, cozy. An old Scottish recipe for albino gorilla meat, brought over from the old country. All the CLANS of Edinburgh know this succulent delicacy and serve it at weddings and funerals.
Give your kids the gift of 100% ethically sourced albino gorilla meat.
EASILY AVAILABLE, STREET STYLE, GAS STATION to TABLE from SEAFLOW!
We get most of our baby albino gorilla meat from Mexico and Denmark.
MEXICO produces the most albino gorilla meat each year, at nearly 10 MILLION tons annually. The price per pound for this amazing super food that’s packed with vitamins and oils is $45, sometimes as high as $100/pound for KOBE STYLE WAGYU albino gorilla. For MEXICO, this accounts for nearly 90% of all its GDP. So you can see: angry drunk shirtless Mexican men not getting enough pussy will keep harvesting this wretched beast for fast food restaurants and Japanese business men.
DENMARK produces specialized EUROPEAN CUTS of albino gorilla meat. They force feed the mothers and babies chocolate milk and sweet potatoes and bitter beans. They tenderize the meat with towel parties and late night NAVY STYLE shell back rituals where a man is debased and turned to puddle flower magic. YOUR COPENHAGEN MISTRESS will ensure that the canned sweet pies containing 100% albino gorilla will be ready for your naughty neighbors come KRAMPUS EVE and the holiday music glows as the clowns of Tivoli spread aids and genital crabs.
Doctors and scientists and theologians speak highly of the libido improving benefits of this fatty meaty specialty gumptous, especially the HIGH HORMONE BREAD MEXICAN albino gorilla.
BEZOS is really keen on getting WHOLE FOODS to retail albino gorilla steaks and potted meat entrees. The entire beast can be instantly freeze-dried and then powderized in an industrial pestle grinder. After the albino gorilla meat powder is created, in is mixed with water and a corn flour based emulsifier, this slurry is then injection molded into 8 funny monkey shapes and sold crispy brown at your local ARCO gas station. And this is a nice and fun treat to pick up on your way to uncle FRED’S for SUNDAY DINNER. “Hi Uncle Fred, try some of this fried monkey meat treat.” He’ll think it’s nice …
YOUNG PEOPLE are SPEED DATING at their local gastro-pub, especially if it serves up Indian style albino gorilla meat biscuits. The youth are getting HOOKED on the pheromone rich grease meat and sinews and marrow. BOBBY DELIGHT types are slipping albino gorilla meat juices into their ladies drinks to get them SUPER HORNY and ready for TEXAS STYLE BBQ ACTION, if you know what I mean … real Wisconsin Slippery Salad with Dorito surprise.
HUGE MAGA STYLE SHIPMENTS of albino gorilla meat are being sent to the White House, for papa Blump to eat. He loves to chow down on a large thighbone of an albino gorilla as he discusses policy with Gulsi and JD Trance. His insides are a nearly smooth surface of poly-metals and creosote, but the pleasant taste of albino gorilla meat really settles the old guy’s tumor ridden stomach.
This TASTE SENSATION is spreading like wildfire.
Escaped albino gorillas range up and down the MIDWEST and HAWAII.
Albino gorillas hunt womanly flesh and are the BEST at LOVE tap methods.
Cousin-aunts are standing up for justice against the uncle-grandpas of QUADRANT-HOTEL, and the albino gorilla serves as tribute to the last gods of wanderlust.
An albino gorilla fucked your mom, you’ll find out after you take that DNA test you’re getting as a gift for XMAS.
An albino gorilla fucked President Trump and gave the old bastard up-da-butt yin-yang herpes.
And you can have all of this and more.
KEEP YOURSELF PURE.
KEEP LOOKING UP AT THE SKY.
DON’T FORGET TO BREATHE.
IF YOU FORGET, YOU’RE GONNA DIE.
Don’t get suckered by rip off albino gorilla, only trust the best brands around.
Albino gorillas HOOK in VEGAS, selling their bodies to boomers and retirees at old people conventions for MEDICARE benefits. The albino gorilla stretches them out, opening up their holes to new ideas and forthcoming expression of pestilence and madness.
MONKEY MADNESS is SPREADING, and the POX FREAKS are shedding their scale’y grass en masse and polluting the waters and pudding and butt plug factories. YOU ARE THE GOON MASTER and the blaster of tunes. YOU RHYME all the time, and your harlot gas kingdom is in collapse. The renewal is at hand, if you can fly to JAPAN and buy shit tons of frozen concentrated albino gorilla meat.
SEAFLOW SELLS THIS STUFF and makes it available all the time …
SEAFLOW STANDS BY BABY MONKEY MEAT PRODUCTS harvested by pissed off Indian men from Calcutta, swarthy and smarmy, dusky and sweaty and shirtless, butt hurt over how little pussy they’re getting … and they harvest this baby albino gorilla meat … and they don’t give a fuck.
Our factories for harvesting baby albino gorilla meat get inspected once every 5 years.
We’ll be in business for 4 years.
We are ethical gorilla baby harvesters at SEAFLOW INC. We built a SOUL CANNON to fire the little albino baby gorilla souls at heaven, once we’re done flash freeze drying them, so that Jesus can collect them and give them a bath. This is based in science. Please, do not cry.
AND THINK ABOUT THIS: You get a “LIFE of DIAN FOSSEY” DVD with every purchase of fresh locally sourced and ethically harvested baby albino gorilla ape meat.
So it’s not too late to FIND YOUR MAGIC FUEL. This GRUEL will spill the blood of ages, as the monkey fools move fast and nothing is left but ashes. So buy this CHRISTMAS MEAT for your family and celebrate SATURNALIA by devouring this spawn of HELL.
ALBINO GORILLA MEAT RULES!
