“If more people ate baby albino gorillas, then more folks would get it.” – Dr. Freckles

“If more people ate baby albino gorillas, then more folks would get it.” – Dr. Freckles


MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251227_MERRY_CHRISTMAS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
MERRY CHRISTMAS:
MERRY CHRISTMAS to the JESUIT LEADERS breeding butt beads in the dark pastures of nevermore.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to my hometown hobo mugglers, selling manure to Old Mr Screevous who lives near the abandoned mine. We don’t talk about what happened at that mine, or the 39 women that died there last year.
Merry FUCKING CHRISTMAS to the 3 sword sailors harvesting kettle fish in the great sea. Your hunkton-flesh women are being well tended to by JODY and his 44 fist gang.
… the weird dog down the road …
… the broken sledge toad …
… token gestures of virtue gone …
… a song lost to the brooding slog …
… mortal crown for those foretold …
… down below a mutton bog …
You can have your holiday roasted pig style CHRISTMAS we TRUE BLUE SEAFLOW STYLE CHRISTMAS angel cakes and other super foods: like our new line of baby albino gorilla taco meat and linked sausages.
But to find the TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, we have to go DEEPER and FURTHER into the great CHASM and find the festive polyps …
Will you go on this holiday journey?
Are you brave enough to see those worlds?
Link: https://rumble.com/v41pz2z-santa-unchained-from-2016.html

COPE FUSION:

EASTER ISLAND: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24276

CLAVICULAR VEHICULAR HOMICIDE: https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/25/live-streamer-clavicular-runs-person-over/
TRUTH is a WEAPON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24272
MOAR GOVERNMENT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24294
SUPER AWESOME FUTURE: https://www.endstate2030.com/outline
Learn to spell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24268
When you find out why: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24265
Canadian Meat Ship: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24253
Leave the girl alone: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24257
Project Sunrise: https://dohanews.co/u-s-reportedly-drafts-project-sunrise-plan-to-transform-gaza-into-futuristic-city/
They don’t want to: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24354
Full of shit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24350
Who killed River Phoenix?
MADNESS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24362

KALI: https://thegoddessgarden.com/the-hindu-goddess-kali/



