Month: December 2025

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CLOWN CARS

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251207_CLOWN_CARS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Updates:

  1. Studio Bob: no show
  2. US Secret Service – they didn’t even read my manifesto, this is very depressing
  3. Geoengineering cough or “cold”
  4. Pearl Harbor Day: https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/dec/07/with-so-few-survivors-left-pearl-harbor-remembranc/
  5. Where do we go from here?

I was, that’s why:

I was X-RAY ALPHA designate: UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

I’ve been tracked ever since I was born in that VAT about 40 … maybe 35 years ago? (I can lose some weight).

My training was MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE STYLE MR MIYAGI TYPE CRANE technique with sideways brush maneuver.

Butt monkey style.

I do pit maneuvers in my sleep, and high speed slamma jamma Aunt JEMIMA type driving with extra martinis tossed in for good measure; this is all because I am the last of the JOBLIN HERETICS.

The ARMY pulled me from the VAT in 1980-90’ish and started giving me advanced super dooper martial arts SEGAL method arm twisting and titty pulls. I can break your arm by just thinking about it. This is what scared BLUMP.

I am the great STRODE TOAD LIMIT. I chase the fire star mantle so that OTHERS can have a hot pocket surprise. THEY MADE ME A UNIVERSAL POWER TORQUE KING. I have arm charging burst forgers and stripper style love potions.

Papa BLUMP knows I can take down his whole deal and so he’ll steal my soul life and ship me to Mars. Before long there will be others like me, from the vat, to be dumped into existence and we gotta stop it man …

THE JAPANESE IMPERIAL MASTER NINJA ARMY is heading to S’compton to take on the GRONKIS LORDS and the EAST SIDE HOOLIES and ain’t no body stopping it. This is Papa Blump’s fear storm and this is where we need lead pipe heroes of old.

THEY had to corner me, to unleash DANISH HOSPITALITY upon my humble home. They sent party time BIGFOOT and the deer and wolf women of Forks. Now I have purple pleasure lesions on my gurgle-pipe and there’s no way home for old tired crab fishermen.

That’s why they came for me and will keep on coming.

Because I’m a UNIVERSAL SOLDIER.

I’m the DOLPH LUNGREN of JOHN HOLMES getaways …

MY STAFF is a ROD HOUSE of HOT METAL POURING and a goring of the grape.

THIS IS WHY THEY ARE SO SCARED …

I have ROBOT BRUCE LEE PIRATE BUDDIES who have my back in every fight, and you might get away but they’ll come visiting some day and take their time smashing you to slime.

Crystal Pilot: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24117

Tiny Cars: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24136

Time Traveler Woe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24133

Grinken Man: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24112

Power and Odds: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24109

MORE FOG THAT TURNS YOUR INSIDES OUT: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15353089/400-mile-radiation-fog-blankets-13-million-Americans.html

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MAGICAL CRYSTAL PILOT

I am your magical crystal pilot.

I can save your love zone from broken egg fanfare.

I kept you going when the SOUP CAN turned RED and the DEAD BED LEAD HEADED NED left you with a burgle-baby in your tummy pot.

But I kept you going, I am your magical pilot.

I am ZORBIAN.

The GROGAN-TORG COMMANDER.

I rule over the KLEN from here to never then and when the sky cracks open and leaves me agape, I’ll take my caped hooker wives down to SCOMPTON for the annual fair.

I drove a coupe de ville when the pigeon tasters got stuck and warlock elves surged to PARIS.

You could have picked me up at FRONGO’S off of 101 and we could have had the camel clam surprise, but instead your throat valve got suck on monkey cum and your women are tangled in jizz.

YOU ARE LOVE TUNNEL SPLENDOR!