- Interested in the tails, want to feed the middle snails. Not MILQUETOAST
- The SHIELD … what’s up with Ronnie? Cassidy?
- Asian juice power magic.
- Trying to sell t-shirts again.
- I still don’t think any of this shit matters much, and the LEVEL AT WHICH it matters to me reaches DEAD POOL soon … and we’ve all seen that shitty installment in the Dirty Harry franchise …
12 THINGS RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T NEED:
12 things retired people don't need.
First thing ...
Retired people don't need hope. What would they do with hope, let them experience each day as an infinite misery, let every failure visit them like a drunk banshee, let them be reminded of the END and the world is not a friend and your kin? - they've given in to the HELL ... can't break the spell ... there is not hope old person.
Second thing ...
Retired people don't need knives and forks. They need a mashing bowl that they can pour their grits into and spin up the FRANK SINATRA. What need of knives and forks? Your teeth are rotted out, your smile is now a pout, your kids are far away and they curse your name every fucking day ... you don't need knives ... or forks ... if you are retired.
Third thing ...
Retired people don't need a home or a shack. They can live out back near the abandoned mines and factories, where the coyotes and wolves hunt weak flesh and no one hears the screams ...
Fourth thing ...
Retired people don't need LOVE. They had their chance to find peace in the hugs of Denise but the hooker breath spread and now you're almost dead .... fuck you retired people ... you don't need love.