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We hired someone:
We’re getting SEA-FLOW up and running, so we’re hiring spider-herders and grease farmers and tube masters and gizz-specialists …
All kinds of new people at work.
We hired a 72 year old at work.
Yes, she’s hotter than my HORBLIX-GWERMER.
But she’s not my best pipe fitter. She doesn’t make skleeve pudding. She hasn’t seen me eat debly-tiger, and decided she loves my grease pipe anyway.
So, I’ll pass. Thanks.
There’s this new front desk girl named DERBY BENZ …
She has a garden with hens and talks about OLD TIME McNuggets. Her moms go to church at the 56th Eagle Chapel, where Doc Nord talks of Hell cannon and Moroccan Piss dreams … When the KEZ-MEN get done at lunch, and the heavous-salsa weighs heavy? – You can see them sizing things up, and imagining “late night copy center mix ups” … or something sleazy in the breakroom.
But not for me, I’m focused on SEA-FLOW …
We have a new delivery boy, he calls himself Thomas Bard.
His eyes are yellow and his hands shake, his mind is a graveyard of turbulence and horror. When you talk to him, he looks at you, stares inside your brain-case … and then just walks away, to move box mania further towards the END.
He ain’t no friend, not with cast iron smiles. He stinks of jerky and vodka and lost dimple franchise strippers.
But he’s not making gravy for Charlene no more.
Onion: keep pealing that onion, keep going down the hole …
MEME WAR 3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12511
Where it’s going: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12503
Wind Directions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12498
Eating People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12380
HIV Drug Commercials: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12426
Madness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12383
Coarseness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12390
What is Grinken Time?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12495
Danica and the Reptiles: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/06/26/danica-patrick-apparently-believes-justin-bieber-adele-are-lizard-people-discusses-how-to-spot-reptilians-on-her-podcast/
Protection racket for freedom: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12429
Dreams and Nightmares: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12370
Hackers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12397
LOVE and TECH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12434
Why the rush?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12401
Sheep dipping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12472
Millionth Council: “Every living thing on this planet has an aura. The area that you are discussing now is the aura of this planet. It is a communicative channel through which the Millionth Council governs this planet. Anyone going into this area when the communication channel is open do not disappear, but they are in the timeless void. They are all alive and well. It is the only area through which the council can communicate with this planet.”
