Stages of Communism:
Stage 1, BUSY BODY HOA: why can’t my neighbors stop playing loud music? – I could talk with them, but instead I’m forming a Klungit-gang.
Stage 2, MINARCHISM: FUCK if only we had a tiny KING to keep us safe.
Stage 3, VOTING: WE CAN VOTE FOR KINGS …
Stage 4, NEO-STALINIST HELLHOLE: fuck
Stage 5, COLLAPSE …