Jägermeister …

I am the Jägermeister …

I was sent here from PLANET WOOLD in the VALENZIAN NEBULA …

I eat apricot cheese made from dead bats and rabid monkeys …

My mind is split into 75 compartments, each contains my love power and juice leadership.

I will hunt the dirg-flesh and LIVE!

MY HUNTRESS BRIDE makes me feel gooey INSIDE …

SHE’S the SLIDE BURDEN that I can BREED WITH MY SEED …

And she’d bleed the witch harem dry as SKY WATCHERS wash their brass armor.

HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUMMON THE SPIRIT …

GO TO YOUR BATHROOM AT MIDNIGHT …

LIGHT A CANDLE, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS …

CLOSE YOUR EYES FACING THE MIRROR …

UTTER THESE WORDS: I AM THE LABUBU … I AM THE LABUBU NOW …

BLOW OUT THE CANDLE

turn on the lights …

turn on the lights …

take your hunter spear

go kill a dear

open up your ear

to the new sound heard on the ground

vibration baby

caldera

the EARTH VOMITING UP the last world for the first world …

Welcome to the 5th world?

So the Hopi would have us believe …