If you squint in the sunlight, or close your eyelids in bright light, you can see them …
If you look closely, they’re there, wriggling, jiggling, feeding on your optical mucous and growing stronger.
Most people that get these die before they reach puberty, the ones that survive carry dread in their hearts their whole lives. They live like the outcasts in some Lovecraftian freak-zone filled with fuck-monkey holy men and old crimson ladies wearing their jizzum skirts at NIGHT. Those eye worms will lay eggs in your brain and those eggs will cross the blood-brain-barrier into your blood, and some of that polluted blood will become seminal fluid, and from that fluid you infect your children with eye worms.
This is something somebody told me …
When I was a kid I’d go to work with my dad sometimes, he owned a small logging business. One time I’m riding up to the woods: me, my dad, and my brother. My dad is talking to us about chainsaws, and then realized that maybe we needed a happy story to perk us up …
My dad told me and my brother about some dude, up in the woods of the North Cascades, that accidentally cut off his arm while operating a chainsaw. Supposedly the dude picked up his arm and placed the arm in a cooler with ice and drove himself, the arm on ice, back to Sedro-Woolley General Hospital where some hooker nurse and a strung out surgeons sewed that guys arm back on, and he was just FINE … and that’s okay.
That’s what dad said …
In 1993 I was working on a boat in the Gulf of Alaska as an ordinary Merchant Marine seaman. One night, in Juneau, I was hanging out with some ex-Navy Seals, and I dared them to shimmy up the mooring rope, the bow mooring rope, on a cruise ship docked there. We were SHIT ASS DRUNK and had no business doing this insane thing … but we did. We made our way through the crews quarters and feigned confusion as guests that “got lost”. We got to the “Lido Deck” and ordered drinks on some random room number or berth or whatever.
Your CABIN … we used fake ass cabin numbers to order drinks, then walked off the ship …
This happened, right?
When I was stationed in S. Korea, there were these places off post or “down range” you’d go to … In Tokuri, not far from Casey/Hovey, there was this midget. You see, the Navy shutdown Subic Bay back in the 1990s, and MILLIONS of Filipino hookers were out of work, what to do? – they moved to South Korea, along with a lot of Russian hookers back then.
Did you know Korea was a Russian Empire possession until the Russo-Japanese War?
But buddy … that midget …
And people would say “I did the midget of Tokuri”, and maybe it was true, and maybe it wasn’t.
All I can tell you: there were a LOT of Filipino hookers in S. Korea, many were midgets, back in 1998.
SOUNDS TRUE, OKAY PAL?
There is this place, Skin Walker Ranch, not far from where I live. And according to LORE, there were aliens that made love to Ute Indian women and this resulted in Indian / Alien hybrids that began selling whiskey to the Mormon men who then went home and got frisky with their Mormon wives and this resulted in the whole situation being BULLSHIT … fuck.
Skin Walker Ranch is home to an underground base called SECRET BASE CODE NAMED TANGO … and nobody makes it back from that place to tell the tale. In this base there are BLUE JELL harvesting machines, where Tulian milk-maidans are covered in biscuit wax and the drool of french bulldogs. They are made to exude a gummy substance from their boobies which can be used for faster than light travel and penis pills.
BASED, RIGHT???????
What do you want to believe?
In 2020, despite most of human history and recent lessons with Ireland in the 19th Century, the POWERS THAT BE decided to use germ warfare to kill us, not starvation, not hunger … or to trigger a rube goldberg device that led to people taking a vaccine that kills them … and they did this to gain more “power”, even though they already had the power to turn off the world.
(they had all the power)
BUDDY – these people mainly use FAMINE to kill …
(why germ warfare?)
(germ warfare that is IMPOSSIBLE to control or contain?)
They decided to mind fuck people to madness and illness in the hopes that these diseased freaks will make better slaves … (wait, what?)
Do you believe it?
WHAT ELSE IS THERE:
- They say there are Mexican magic men who can drink a shroom shake and fly through the air.
- They say there are Masai tribesmen that can stop your heart with a glance.
- They say there are dogs that are separated from their owners and will travel thousands of miles home DESPITE all the fast food garbage strewn about?
- They say there are ghosts of loved ones that haunt some building some place and lure in teenagers to brutally kill them for kicks … that’s what they say.
- They say there are RACISTS EVERYWHERE … and you’re probably racist, and so am I.
- They say SATAN is depressed and working at Microsoft.
- They say there are ground worms that eat through the heart of the world and are in pursuit of monkey flame paradise and nitro-power sex.
This is what they say … I mean, holy fuck … this is what THEY ARE telling me?
Fewer than 700 people have been to “space” since 1961.
It has been more than 50 years since ANYONE has “landed on the Moon” …
But next year they say they will orbit the Moon with people and such …
And land people on the Moon in 2025 …
(do you believe it?)
(can you believe it?)