I was at the grocery store and the attendant wiped her butt with a scorn rag, and then began checking me out. She smeared fecal matter and vagina butter on my eggs and milk and cheese, then she muttered “do you have a discount number”, and I said yes …
“My discount number is 28 …”, she just stared at me … I grabbed my hag food and left.
CHEEVUS, my friend at the Maverick, has started selling stuurg-corn after midnight out back …
You take this stuff and mix it with gasoline and dead penguins and you end up with FROOG-SKEIN, and this lights up your mind and allows you to commune with eerie forces not far from SKLEEVENVILLE …
CHEEVUS just got done with parole, he’d stolen a car and driven it into a rest home …
CHEEVUS was awarded a lesser sentence because the 12 old people he killed? – well, they had COVID-19 … he was flattening the curve, is what his lawyer said …
Shit is falling apart.
I met my old girlfriend DUNDY at the cafe last weekend. She got done washing pig trucks and was wanting a “nice date” – so we ate chicken-chunks and potato eyes … her eyes grew large when the TACO SURPRISE showed up …
Dundy got sick, real sick …
Dundy vomited all night and then started bleeding from her bonus hole …
She couldn’t stop thinking it was over … I told her, we didn’t know. No one knew, not when it’s REALLY OVER …
I told her they could replace her insides with PVC and old broken alarm clocks and empty spray cans …
I told her we could save up, and get her one of those NEW SYNTHETIC digestive tracts, the one with the cartridges and the gasoline flare mechanism …
I told her I loved her, and it didn’t matter that her ass-fire was bad, or that the gases were making me sick too …
She just wandered off later that night … into the alfalfa field …
Dundy was discovered, days later, in a dumpster – she’d blown her own head off with a shotgun … on a piece of paper taped to her shirt read “I DID MOST OF THE WORK FOR YOU …”
Crap is getting real.
I saw OLD SKLIG at the rail yard …
Sklig had been lurking near RAIL CAR 004, the one where the old hobos and wanderers congregate. He’d been working the EEK-MINES outside of Elko in Nevada …
Sklig was hired to set charges and drill holes and find chunks of hooker gold in the debris of every landslide. He worked hard and spent his weekends hiking around the hills and mountains and surfing the dingus-paths where old besto-wolves hunt the younglings, all huddled together in the fear cave.
Sklig was caught by someone serving papers, he’d left his 8 wives in Ohio, and never got around to updating his address … They fought hard for several hours, with rocks and knives and bats and sticks. When it was over, Sklig was dead and the land was drenched with NEW BLOOD – strange wildflowers began to bloom in the aftermath, and the desert thrived again.
Stuff is weird, mang …
Mexicans and Italians …
They don’t belong here …
They steal everything they find and set fire to all the old folks. They sell s’klink to kids at the blind school and mock the old gods and the new …
Sure … at first they seem okay, but after a while they’re checking out your stuff and measuring you for what they can TAKE … who they can SCREW …
The town was a good town before they got here …
Now the Mexicans and the Italians have destroyed it.
What are we going to do???
DANES?
Danish people?
Everywhere they live there is nothing but poison and polluted lands …
They bring smiles and kringle and pasteurized diabetes dreams, marinating in Copenhagen nightmares …
“DANISH PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING” was ORIGINAL TITLE Shakespeare chose for Hamlet … the Jews in charge of England rejected this.
Danish people will smile and laugh and walk the streets with their blonde kids. They sell crack cocaine to the TURKS, and the TURKISH BIKER GANGS are their street lords – enforcing their RULE over the slime of the world …
DANES are RESPONSIBLE for 78% of all child trafficking worldwide, and 89% of all juvenile diabetes. They seem “so nice” while they are chopping up babies and feeding them to sharks for their holiday entertainment.
It’s fucked up what Danish people have done to the world …
What can be done?
Schrodinger was a DANE …
He was caught, torturing cats, in 1929 …
He claimed it was for “science” …
(but we know what DANES do with CATS)
Did you know that over 10,000 cats were killed to prove Schrodinger CORRECT?
WHAT MONSTERS!
White people?
Who the fuck are they?
All pale and ghost like …
Moving about in the shadows, afraid of harming their alabaster skin …
They mock the sun BECAUSE the SUN cures the disease – and the WHITE MAN holds his disease close to his heart …
He pretends to be so many things, but he’s a liar …
He speaks with many tongues, he sells diseased blankets to indigenous tribes …
The white man is the homunculus of twilight horror, and spends his days collecting objects and gold and other things to HOARD … He won’t share, he’ll watch your baby starve … that fucking WHITE MAN.
What the HELL WHITE MAN?
CHINESE PEOPLE? – can’t be trusted …
INDIAN PEOPLE? – happy and lazy …
RUSSIAN PEOPLE? – angry and drunk …
CANADIANS? – what do I need to say BUTT HOLE …
But the IRISH are cool …
The IRISH are good …
The world would be nothing but sadness, if not for our ginger smiles …
(and that’s still working)
(so you should thank us)
CRAVEN RACES!