- laptop with my first chapter of Big Foot War 1 … sucks
- my backup drive was eaten by the WINDOWS OS on my work computer, fuck …
- my blogs from GO DADDY, finally destroyed by them, indirectly, their shitty GO DADDY ENERGY …
- my woman left me for a BORG-KNIGHT, a lost one hooked on PCP … and you know me, I didn’t care … she gave me crabs.
- Boomer has probably forgotten me, I dunno … Boomer is cool.
- I was at the laundry and they had an AUTOWASH CAR WAS in addition to machines for cleaning your clothes … I thought that in BOBLIMPTOCK, these car washes could be converted into horrific torture chambers … and then I ponder snail meat pizza.
"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)