Pick Up Lines …

“Baby, wanna sample my cheese whiz?”

“Oh, Colby Jack …”

“I really love your tits and ass …”

“Oh My Colby … stop”

I’m going to go to a bar, next Friday, and walk up to some woman and say “baby, wanna sample my steak sauce?”

And she’ll say “sure”, and we’ll make love in the bathroom at the CHEVRON.

Colby Jack?

He’s got a 9 inch cock and knows how to use hit …

He massages a woman’s happy-zone so she squeeze out some squish-juice and your pushing it up inside, eh, Colby …

And after? – he buys her boob oils.

When I find my woman on the bed?

All greasy and ready and pouting with her tucked lower lips?

And her valley is on fire?

I press my minktus-pipe up to her, and whisper c# API commands into her ear, and then she turns on … literally … because I bought her, a sex doll, from a Korean dude.

Pickup Line:

“Hey baby … wanna give me a hand job in your car so I can blow my load … I don’t have a car … nice tooth, btw.”

Pickup line:

“a woman’s flower is a petal mystery”

I say this to you and your legs split open and your arms grow limp, as I slam my pork sword into your egg-hole. And we fall in love and get married at Shakey’s …