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“At least if you’re circling the drain, you’re not going down it.” – Dr. Freckles

“Liam Neeson ‘taken’ movies should be renamed ‘Albanians Really Suck so it’s Okay To Kill Them Show’ …” – Dr. Freckles

Albania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania

(tune in tomorrow) 1990

“Dogs are connoisseurs and they’re disgusting, and in this way they are very much like the French.” – Dr. Freckles

“The LORD in Heaven looks at every little creature He’s created and He thinks ‘this is beautiful’, and sometimes I see something He’s created and think ‘this is gross’.” – Dr. Freckles

“People who say they have NO REGRETS probably have a collection of heads somewhere.” – Dr. Freckles