“Optimism is gunpowder shoved up the butt.” – Dr. Freckles
Phones used to “click” …
“Phones used to click when you hung up, now it’s just painful silence or some mind controlling tone.” – Dr. Freckles

Glaciers and Scabs
“A glacier is nature’s scab.” – Dr. Freckles
LIMITED GOVERNMENT
THIS is what limited government looks like …
(and even then, you shouldn’t be too hopeful)

ROAD PIRATES
“The Romans built roads to conduct piracy.” – Dr. Freckles
(it’s like raising cattle VS hunting for deer)
Jessica Simpson Looks Sick
Success and its critics …
“People that succeed are not afraid of their critics, people afraid of their critics are doomed to fail.” – Dr. Freckles
WHITE NOISE


Venture-Capitalism / Venture-Humanism
“Venture-capitalism and venture-humanism are orthogonal and complimentary.” – Dr. Freckles
Trapped …
“Don’t be trapped by your money.” – Dr. Freckles