Month: June 2023

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YouTube is on its way to banning me again … (probably)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230604_YOUTUBE_IS_BANNING_ME_AGAIN_PROBABLY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

I think my YouTube channel will be banned soon. I have one strike for something they (YouTube shit heads) could find in just about any of my recently uploaded podcasts – so it’s a set up, and it was always expected.

But maybe you don’t want YOUR CHANNEL to get banned …

This is a short primer on how YOU can avoid your channel being permanently banned by YOUTUBE.

REMEMBER WHAT YOU MUST BELIEVE:

  1. The VIRUS is SO REAL.
  2. The VACCINE is necessary, but will poison and kill you.
  3. You cannot access healthcare without the vaccine.
  4. Men can have babies.
  5. We’ve always been at war with Russia.

(a lot of other nonsense to lengthy and banal to consider)

(just make sure you believe what YouTube wants you to believe)

(make sure you profess the “true” faith)

THINGS YOU CAN SAY or Talk About:

  1. Buy crypto.
  2. The Ukraine war is so real, GO UKRAINE.
  3. Get the vaccine.
  4. Don’t get the vaccine because everyone is getting poisoned.
  5. Wear the coffee filter.
  6. BLM/ANTIFA are so awesome … or they are really scary (any bipolar position is fine)
  7. There are drag queen story times everywhere now, and men can have babies.
  8. Home buying, selling.
  9. Various grifter cash flow schemes.
  10. Trump will save us OR Trump is the most evil.
  11. Biden is crazy and has dementia OR he is amazing.
  12. AI is coming to save us or kill us. (no third option allowed, like maybe they just leave)
  13. Geoengineering is happening, so hand out flyers.
  14. Geoengineering is not happening, so gaslight people.
  15. Dancing nurses is so heroic.
  16. Investing in the “markets”.
  17. Making money coding apps.
  18. Food and what you’re going to eat.

DO NOT TALK ABOUT:

  1. Covid-19 being 100% military psychological warfare.
  2. BLM/ANTIFA is government sponsored nonsense.
  3. Ukraine war is probably managed and fake.
  4. Wearing the coffee filter harms you, assists and enables child trafficking.
  5. Crypto is an inflation dump engineered by the FED and the NSA.
  6. Methane or the collapse of the permafrost or the “clathrate gun”.
  7. “sheep dogs” – it’s taboo, since YouTube sponsors many of them.
  8. Trump being a faker.
  9. Biden is the Mayor of WA DC, if he’s anything.
  10. US Government is in collapse.
  11. That this is NOT Germany 1933 … this IS BERLIN, APRIL, 1945.
  12. That the Norman Borlaug “miracle” was always an ongoing and looming disaster – first came the nutrient famine, then came the famine-famine.
  13. Jesus in terms other than the accepted forms which usually involve obedience to the state.
  14. That drag queen story time is a low rent PSYOP, and men can’t have babies.
  15. That we are in the “brief intermission” right now, and ACT 3 starts soon, and it’s gonna be a humdinger …
  16. If “ACT 3” were not coming? – massive COVID class action lawsuits that would bankrupt every hospital system ARE coming … assuming you think 2024 is gonna be a “thing”.
  17. Boblimptock or Grinken Town or any of the Hooker Republics of Mars.
  18. Bigfoot, the wookie people – stay quiet.
  19. Don’t talk about SPACE … don’t talk about how many unique people have been to “space” in the last 60 years …

… FINALLY …

Don’t forget: for anything near the edge of the Overton Paddock?

You need to select “not for kids” and then ALSO open the hidden div and pick “yes, restrict to 18 or over” …

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STRAAG FLESH

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230603_STRAAG_MEAT.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Zero Hedge: HEADLINES

INDEED FEED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6857

Song of Straag Flesh: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6774

Autism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6828

Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6826

Free Solar Energy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6823

Space is Hard: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6819

10 Day Supply: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6816

Science and Engineering: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6779

Human Potential: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6777

AI Pump and Dump: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=6770

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INDEED FEED

Job opening stuff …

Ask me why this reminds me of online dating …

Your job feed for
June 3, 2023

Jobs are based on your preferences, profile, and activity on Indeed ¹

Senior Web Developer (.NET)
BlueModus, Inc. 5 5/5 rating – Newark, NJ
$100,000 – $120,000 a year
Responsive employer
Experience with code versioning tools, such as Git. NET, C#, and JavaScript utilizing modern software design patterns, debugging, and refactoring.
Easily apply
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Technical Lead/Architect (.NET)
BlueModus, Inc. 5 5/5 rating – Newark, NJ
$120,000 – $140,000 a year
Responsive employer
You are responsible for the technical vision of client projects, which includes translating the business requirements into technical requirements, decomposing…
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Technical Project Manager
Sunrise Systems, Inc – New York, NY
$70 – $76 an hour
Responsive employer
The TPM will partner with data leaders to document tasks, dependencies, and risks. We are looking for a TPM with 5+ years’ experience that can implement a light…
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Sr. Java Developer
Career Developers – Jersey City, NJ
$130,000 – $150,000 a year
5 years of software engineering experience resulting in at least 8 of the above technical skills at the level indicated. Proficient in Java/J2EE development.
Easily apply
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Program Delivery Manager
Citi 3.9 3.9/5 rating – Jersey City, NJ
$158,140 – $237,200 a year
Bachelor’s degree in engineering or computer science. Assume responsibility for all technology components of the development and implementation of strategic /…
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Software Engineer – HTML5, Streaming – REMOTE WORK 43384
PRIMUS Global Services, Inc – New York, NY
The ideal candidate will have extensive expertise developing HTML5 streaming applications to offer exceptional user experiences on time and under budget, as…
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Senior Software Engineer
WELLS FARGO BANK 3.7 3.7/5 rating – Summit, NJ
Knowledge and understanding of data management concepts, process, tools, and environments. Lead moderately complex initiatives and deliverables within technical…
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IT Project Manager
WS Audiology Americas 2.5 2.5/5 rating – Township of Woodbridge, NJ
Oversee vendor/partner relations and procurement related to the program o Propose and Draft project schedule, cut over plan for eCommerce/ERP rollouts o Lead…
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Scrum Master (Hybrid)
Tandym Group 3.8 3.8/5 rating – New York, NY
Provide business domain and functional expertise to understand key drivers of various programs. Ensure necessary steps, stories and dependencies to deliver…
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Software Engineer I
JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. 3.8 3.8/5 rating – Jersey City, NJ
$95,000 – $115,000 a year
Interprets architecture and design representations as well as nonfunctional requirements to develop secure, stable software against a defined architecture.
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Sr. Software Engineer (Hybrid-Flexible Options)
Broadridge 3.6 3.6/5 rating – Newark, NJ
Responsible for the analysis of project requirements and the development of technical specifications. Demonstrates knowledge in the software implementation…
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Java Developer (Senior)
Intellibus – Newark, NJ
$65 – $75 an hour
Setup Kafka to support 10mm messages / hr throughput on 2KB payloads. Write applications in Java using Object Oriented Design Principles.
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Java Software Engineer II
JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. 3.8 3.8/5 rating – Jersey City, NJ
$109,250 – $145,000 a year
As an emerging member of a software engineering team, you execute software solutions through the design, development, and technical troubleshooting of multiple…
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Lead Software Engineer
WELLS FARGO BANK 3.7 3.7/5 rating – New York, NY
Review and analyze complex, large-scale technology solutions for tactical and strategic business objectives, enterprise technological environment, and technical…
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Senior Software Engineer
JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. 3.8 3.8/5 rating – New York, NY
$145,000 – $225,000 a year
Qualifications in computer science or STEM related field (science, technology, engineering or mathematics) or foreign equivalent.
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Senior Software Engineer (Investments Analytics Technology)
Lord Abbett.com – Jersey City, NJ
$175,000 – $200,000 a year
Candidate must be willing to take full ownership of projects, covering discovery, analysis, technical design and implementation, testing, and deployment tasks.
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Software Engineer – Product (Technical Leadership)
Meta 4.1 4.1/5 rating – New York, NY
$205,000 – $281,000 a year
Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science, Computer Engineering, relevant technical field, or equivalent practical experience. 12+ years of programming experience.
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Senior Java Developer
Citi 3.9 3.9/5 rating – Jersey City, NJ
$137,610 – $206,420 a year
Utilize advanced knowledge of system flow and develop standards for coding, testing, debugging, and implementation.
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Software Engineer III, Embedded Systems/Firmware, Chrome OS
Google 4.3 4.3/5 rating – New York, NY
Master’s degree or PhD in Computer Science or related technical field. We’re looking for engineers who bring fresh ideas from all areas, including information…
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Senior Software Engineer I, Design Systems
Etsy 4.3 4.3/5 rating – Brooklyn, NY
$152,000 – $178,000 a year
Provide daily support for peers across Etsy (ex. writing documentation, reviewing pull requests, answering Slack questions, auditing new features, hosting…
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The Song of Straag Flesh …

For too many days now, the HELGEN-KLAN has been scouring the river bottoms for what’s left of the salmprey … half salmon, half lamprey … something the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation came up with …

Seegen-Nol, the knife-wielder, kept his own nig-swamp out back behind the dumpster. He’d brew muesel-wax and sell his own tyg-sore scabs to the pimp off of Blinkton Street. There were those demon cubs that roamed about, seeking after the fallen-by’s and the other side-alley scum crew. He’d been Helgen-Klan since he was 10 years old, before that he was sold to the pedo-merchants for use by the sky-lords and the sky-hawk-shaman.

The MORG FIEND UNION of splaguus were living it LARGE 10,000 feet up … in super-mega structures of steel and will and whore-guzzle … These were the SKY FIENDS selling juice marker to the scuzzle realm below … the lower tiers … the sewer folk.

At the appointed time each day, he would climb to the top of Dixon Tower, and speak directly to the sky-lords above, in their cloud realms, living a kite-fancy life:

YERGEN, I was your butter scamp during the heaving times,
You kept my flesh hidden in the score zone,
You kept my screams blocked by the lancet guards,
You kept my skeezel-juice in a JAR labeled COARSE ...

I saw you ...

HO-TREASE, you beat me with whips of iron and glass,
so many chunks of flesh tore off and left by the sink,
and you told me "don't tell anyone", and so I didn't.
I kept your HO-SECRET, 
as I cleaned the cum and blood from the bathroom floor.

I brought you spice wine ...

And the VOOR-DOMERS?
That tribe of sea minge?
They would tie me up and kick me,
they would spend all day beating and kicking me.
They enjoyed filling a pillow case with bars of soap,
and taking that bag of soap,
and pounding me in the nads ...

I remember your breath ...

I spend my days making swords and knives,
I carve out my words of revenge on every dead thing.

I keep the warm truth of this hellscape,
and for the cost of my rotten flesh ...

I'll wait for you, you fuckers ...

I'll wait for you in Hell.

Seegen-Nol spoke those words, to the sky, to the clans above …

They were the golden people, and their world was clean and their air was crisp and pure and innocent still …

The eagles and hawks had long since gone, but the robot birds guarded these regions …

And Seegen-Nol knew his challenge was great.

But his was the song of revenge.

There’s was the reaping of consequences, growing from a garden of dismal rule.

“I SEE YOU SKY PEOPLE” …

(I see you)

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Food …

“If your local area is not healthy enough, from a habitat perspective, to grow food? – then you probably shouldn’t be living there, even if your food gets shipped in.” – Dr. Freckles