Now it begins …

It’s already starting …

HOOTON GARRISON FORCES are fanning out across the city … they are looking for slab-oil and harlot sauce and gundry-poon.

They don’t care about your SAFETY … they will steal your catalytic converter and rip out your heart …

Desperate eyes now.

The cable guy isn’t who you think he is …

He comes to your home and sniff’s your wife’s underwear and other products …

He’s thinking of taking over after you’re gone, and being the new dad. He fantasizes about taking you OUT.

He’s coming for you pal, ain’t no stopping it.

Do you know where your mom goes at night?

She’s on the STREET, turning it UP, making an IMPRESSION. All the TOPE STREET GIRLIES watch her patch skirt and wait for the howl muskies.

Sure, you don’t know, but you do know and you don’t care.

Your mom is a ROAD GAL and juicier.

National Weather Service

The NWS/NOAA should really hire me …

They have to come up with names for all these new weather formations, but I can do that …

  1. Heat Blizzards
  2. Fire Skies
  3. Hell Clouds
  4. Scrombozoid Patterns
  5. Sloove
  6. Fister-Storms
  7. Wind Skleave
  8. Tobian Ghoul Rain
  9. Wooster Fog
  10. Ferg Fumes
  11. Goob

Meth mouth …

“The open hole of hell has meth mouth.” – Dr. Freckles

I was awake in bed as I looked out the window, all the way to the end of infinity …

In the blackness, out there in space, some person was looking back at me …

In the blackness, there are strangers with eyes and hands and hunger, looking back …